Nobody Reports on a Monday: Nobody Takes the Low Road
Nobody’s Opinion: Lanny Davis, one of Bill Clinton’s best soprano lawyers, just said to Geraldo (minutes ago while I was innocently drinking my coffee) that President George Bush agreed with him on immigration; yes--- they both had insisted on taking the “high road.”
Which of course means, you low-life, no good, racists Americans who do not want Mexicans to come and take over your country…you are taking the “low road” to life.
You, dear Americans…are not worthy.
Last week, Hillary Clinton took the “high road” when she went and visited poor Mexicans in their “slums” outside Las Vegas, and announced in a perfectly timed video release that, “No woman is illegal.” The next day, it was reported that 30 million South American Women were packing their bags, kids, mamas, and their mama’s mama, along with a few chickens… to come to Las Vegas.
Obama, the black man running for President, did not stand a chance. Despite, or more likely because of John Kerry’s endorsement, he lost in Las Vegas to Hillary.
I think Hillary should just stand on the Mexican border in a white gown with her arms outstretched saying, “Cross Over Children…ALL ARE WELCOMED, ALLLLL ARE WELCOMED---Cross OVER…Come into the light!
(Okay, I’ve seen Poltergeist too many times.)
Last week, my husband told me a funny story. He was down in Texas at a convention, where of course, all the hotel workers were Mexicans. On the last night, his company threw a big dinner for all 7,000 employees and the Mexicans were going around, picking up everyone napkins off their tables, and putting them in everyone’s lap.
Not something you want to do to certain men.
Yes, “napkin lap positioning” is another job that Americans just won’t do.
“I swear, if that waiter would have put that napkin in my lap, I would have punched him.”
This is pretty much how I felt tonight when Lanny Davis started being his usual snobby self when he said that high road stuff. He is now on my, “Nobody’s low road list” which I will explain after…
Nobody’s Perfect: Chuck Norris said today that John McCain may be too old to be President. And yet, Chuck is running for a candidate (Huckabee) that said that when he went to college, in the deeeeep South, he would fry dead squirrels with his popcorn popper.
A talent of course that Huck might need when facing nuclear threats from Iran. Frying Ahmadinejad up some popcorn squirrel might just make him a lifelong friend.
He may be right. John McCain may be too old to be President…but some of us think Chuck is getting too old to keep on selling gym equipment on TV.
If Huckabee doesn’t ask him to be Vice President, maybe Chuck could start selling Squirrel Fryers on Cable after this is over. With the price of groceries going up, they’re sure to sell well this year.
After all, the new mantra is “change,” Chuck.
Huckabee is also on my “nobody’s low road” list.
Nobody Knows: Jews, have been universally considered since the world began to be the wisest business men ever to walk the earth (Although you’re not supposed to talk about it--- you did NOT hear this from me.) And it is being reported that Jews always vote for Democrats.
And yet, it’s the Republicans who are always considered to be the big, bad guys who just look out for big corporations. Go figure.
But what nobody knows is that Bill and Hillary Clinton not only have all the rich Jewish endorsements (Spielberg, Streisand) they also have millions of dollars coming from Dubai, Saudi Arabia, and China. Add Bill’s list of old “girlfriends” and you’ve got enough money to start your own country.
And because, they are so secret and hypocritical about it all, they are also on my “Nobody’s low road” list. In fact, they are on top.
Nobody Cares; So far, we have learned that Obama is running as a black: Hillary is running as a woman: McCain is running as “I have been a P.O.W so just let me nuke somebody.”: Romney is running as, “I can fire government employees!”: Edwards is running as Charles Dickens: Huckabee is running as Gomer Pyle:---but after all is said and done, the one man who will win not only another decade in the White House, but control of much of the world--- is Bill Clinton.
And yet, Alec Baldwin says nothing.
Nobody Wins; I was talking to a “white” friend of mine today about the Tiger Woods “lynching” story that was in the news last week, just filling him in on the facts, when my husband kicked me. There was a black kid behind the counter.
Good god. Although I said nothing racist at all, and was reporting “news,” I was made to feel guilty for that.
The race card that Obama and Hillary have been throwing out there all week, making decent hardworking black and white Americans go through this racial baloney, crap again and again---well, for that they should both be taken out and….pushed down the “low road.”
Nobody’s Fool: And so, just what is my “Nobody's low road list?”
Which of course means, you low-life, no good, racists Americans who do not want Mexicans to come and take over your country…you are taking the “low road” to life.
You, dear Americans…are not worthy.
Last week, Hillary Clinton took the “high road” when she went and visited poor Mexicans in their “slums” outside Las Vegas, and announced in a perfectly timed video release that, “No woman is illegal.” The next day, it was reported that 30 million South American Women were packing their bags, kids, mamas, and their mama’s mama, along with a few chickens… to come to Las Vegas.
Obama, the black man running for President, did not stand a chance. Despite, or more likely because of John Kerry’s endorsement, he lost in Las Vegas to Hillary.
I think Hillary should just stand on the Mexican border in a white gown with her arms outstretched saying, “Cross Over Children…ALL ARE WELCOMED, ALLLLL ARE WELCOMED---Cross OVER…Come into the light!
(Okay, I’ve seen Poltergeist too many times.)
Last week, my husband told me a funny story. He was down in Texas at a convention, where of course, all the hotel workers were Mexicans. On the last night, his company threw a big dinner for all 7,000 employees and the Mexicans were going around, picking up everyone napkins off their tables, and putting them in everyone’s lap.
Not something you want to do to certain men.
Yes, “napkin lap positioning” is another job that Americans just won’t do.
“I swear, if that waiter would have put that napkin in my lap, I would have punched him.”
This is pretty much how I felt tonight when Lanny Davis started being his usual snobby self when he said that high road stuff. He is now on my, “Nobody’s low road list” which I will explain after…
Nobody’s Perfect: Chuck Norris said today that John McCain may be too old to be President. And yet, Chuck is running for a candidate (Huckabee) that said that when he went to college, in the deeeeep South, he would fry dead squirrels with his popcorn popper.
A talent of course that Huck might need when facing nuclear threats from Iran. Frying Ahmadinejad up some popcorn squirrel might just make him a lifelong friend.
He may be right. John McCain may be too old to be President…but some of us think Chuck is getting too old to keep on selling gym equipment on TV.
If Huckabee doesn’t ask him to be Vice President, maybe Chuck could start selling Squirrel Fryers on Cable after this is over. With the price of groceries going up, they’re sure to sell well this year.
After all, the new mantra is “change,” Chuck.
Huckabee is also on my “nobody’s low road” list.
Nobody Knows: Jews, have been universally considered since the world began to be the wisest business men ever to walk the earth (Although you’re not supposed to talk about it--- you did NOT hear this from me.) And it is being reported that Jews always vote for Democrats.
And yet, it’s the Republicans who are always considered to be the big, bad guys who just look out for big corporations. Go figure.
But what nobody knows is that Bill and Hillary Clinton not only have all the rich Jewish endorsements (Spielberg, Streisand) they also have millions of dollars coming from Dubai, Saudi Arabia, and China. Add Bill’s list of old “girlfriends” and you’ve got enough money to start your own country.
And because, they are so secret and hypocritical about it all, they are also on my “Nobody’s low road” list. In fact, they are on top.
Nobody Cares; So far, we have learned that Obama is running as a black: Hillary is running as a woman: McCain is running as “I have been a P.O.W so just let me nuke somebody.”: Romney is running as, “I can fire government employees!”: Edwards is running as Charles Dickens: Huckabee is running as Gomer Pyle:---but after all is said and done, the one man who will win not only another decade in the White House, but control of much of the world--- is Bill Clinton.
And yet, Alec Baldwin says nothing.
Nobody Wins; I was talking to a “white” friend of mine today about the Tiger Woods “lynching” story that was in the news last week, just filling him in on the facts, when my husband kicked me. There was a black kid behind the counter.
Good god. Although I said nothing racist at all, and was reporting “news,” I was made to feel guilty for that.
The race card that Obama and Hillary have been throwing out there all week, making decent hardworking black and white Americans go through this racial baloney, crap again and again---well, for that they should both be taken out and….pushed down the “low road.”
Nobody’s Fool: And so, just what is my “Nobody's low road list?”
Just a simple idea.
Since during this economic hard time, when the immigration invasion that won’t, according to all news channels reporters tonight, make America into a Spanish Nation…
And since our banks are so fond of being bailed out by foreigners…
I suggest, since we pay the big salaries for these idiotic leaders, and they have no qualm about selling American assets off piece by piece…
We put them up for auction…to the highest foreign bidders.
Sell the Clintons to China, the Bushes to Mexico, Obama to Africa, and send dear old Huckabee to Iraq, where he can popcorn squirrels for the troops.
They could use a good laugh.
And Lanny---this nobody will take the low road any day of the week.
As the song says, “I’ve got friends in Low Places.” And their noses don’t bleed.
But hey…I will certainly put you on my list.
Since during this economic hard time, when the immigration invasion that won’t, according to all news channels reporters tonight, make America into a Spanish Nation…
And since our banks are so fond of being bailed out by foreigners…
I suggest, since we pay the big salaries for these idiotic leaders, and they have no qualm about selling American assets off piece by piece…
We put them up for auction…to the highest foreign bidders.
Sell the Clintons to China, the Bushes to Mexico, Obama to Africa, and send dear old Huckabee to Iraq, where he can popcorn squirrels for the troops.
They could use a good laugh.
And Lanny---this nobody will take the low road any day of the week.
As the song says, “I’ve got friends in Low Places.” And their noses don’t bleed.
But hey…I will certainly put you on my list.
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