Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Madonna Says She Is...


Nobody Flashes Anymore!

Well--not like this! This is Madonna, who said recently, while in this very position: "I am Because We Are."

Obviously meaning she gave birth to all of us. Here, she is trying to show us how hard labor was when this happened. Unfortunately, no matter how rich she is, she cannot adopt us all.

So, America needs to fork up the money to pay for all those she cannot support.

Actually, I am Because We Are is the name of her new movie, which is about the horrible poverty she sees in all the third world countries, and she's really disgusted by the fact that America does nothing.

"I don't know what our government does period, instead of getting us in more debt and blowing up countries." she said.

Well, one wonderful thing our government has done, was disgust Madonna so much she no longer lives here.

Nevertheless; Madonna's movie has very propitiously put the focus on world poverty just in time to help that noble of all nobles, Barack Obama. Barack has sponsored a bill that our House of Representatives has already passed---Bill S.2433, known as the U.N's Global Poverty Tax.

Obama as far as I know has not been asked one question about this bill anywhere...and why is that? If this bill passes, it means to raise $845 billion from the already overtaxed Americans...but no fear... it will help set up a regular U.N "Peace Force" and the end of the second amendment as we know it.

Why stop at global poverty when you can take guns, sovereignty, and get lectured to by a woman who can't remember where she left her money purse?

I think she's found it.

Ben Stein needs to hurry up and make another movie called "There is No intelligent Life" and get Madonna to star...I bet she would get an Oscar.

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