Bud-fully Good News!
Nobody Wins: WAIT! Scratch that headline. Today everyone in America won! The second amendment was not smashed under Nancy Pelosi’s big, fat, high-heeled Gestapo boot as many of us feared it would be, and people all over the summertime U.S. are celebrating that their God-given right to protect themselves has not been undone by the obviously (smoked too much at Harvard) few on the Supreme Court that tried to get rid of our rights to bear arms.
What a great day. Whew. That was close.
Justice Scalia…these girls are saluting you! They are jumping for sheer joy after hearing the great news! (The guy in the back hadn’t heard the news yet, but that’s my cousin Corky---he will)
American women now can at least have the hope of being able to legally get that handgun and protect themselves against the intruder, the rapist, or the husband that just took out the 2-millions dollar life insurance policy.
The poor blacks living in the slums of D.C., whose forefathers actually built the place; the underpaid civil servants that go and protect the “elite” everyday, but can’t protect themselves at night; people who are just trying to raise a decent family; will now be able to point that barrel at the door.
The mayor might have to get another job.
The regular guys in Washington D.C., who for years has been at the mercy of drug lords and political thugs, will now get to protect themselves. Even the Senator’s prostitutes have got to be happy!
The families on the border towns can now rehearse saying, “Are you feeling lucky?”
Because the NRA is on the move…the great Wayne LaPierre will not let this opportunity go. That hard-working patriot, John Longenecker will now finally get the big ammunition he needs…
Go get em’ boys.
This calls for a celebration:
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah Hallelujah…Hallaaaalujuaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hey-- Mr. Heston…Get those angels to turn up the volume so we can hear it down here!
WAIT… slap me. …that’s not the only good news coming over the wire today. While you’re celebrating the good men on our Supreme Court who came through with truth and justice, pick up those Budweiser’s and Michelob’s…because hey, This Bud is STILL for You!
In fact, go ahead, drink all the stuff you want while you are on vacation this 4th of July. After all, we came this close (-) to losing our guns, and our American Beer.
Yes, the especially good news for my home town of St. Louis is that today, August Busch IV, and his friends on the board of Anheuser-Busch refused the takeover from the international Belgium-burping beer company, Inbev.
I’m so happy I could kiss a Clydesdale in heat! (Wait, that just came out--just kidding!) ((Put that glass down!))
The great-great-great grandson of the original German Buschman made the hard work of his ancestors proud. August Busch the IV stood up to the international beer makers called Inbev (and I’m sure inferior) beer makers, and told them their proposal was: “undervalued for an asset that has no comparison.”
That a boy Auggie…Your grandfather would be proud! Line up those girls, this man deserves a big kiss!
I’m sorry…I’m so happy, I’m allowing myself three exclamations!!!
Of course, this also means that Inbev will, like most international elite bullies, not take no for an answer and will try to get the whole board of Anheuser-Busch removed, and replaced. I’m thinking scenes from the Godfather here….
Better put extra guards on those horses Auggie. (Can I call you Auggie?) You know how we love em’.
And this news couldn’t have come at a more propitious time, right before the fourth of July…our birthday. No Ginsberg firecracker is going to put us in line with the rest of the idiotic unprotected world. Nope, like the much needed victory at Valley Forge, we needed a victory like this to remind us, we had the best men founding our country…
And, more importantly, there are still great leaders, defending our Constitution, defending America.
In fact…I think Auggie’s words should apply to anyone inside the country or out, who want us to get rid of all that is American. We should tell them all…
“You can’t have her—because America, is an asset for which there is no comparison”
America. Brand it. Believe in it. Fight for it! Horah!
Okay…had enough? This 4th, I’m going to get a big, cold, Bud…sit in my lawn chair…and salute myself silly.
The wave has started. Like I said…sometimes it just takes a few good men. Okay, in this case it might take more than a few...we'll need more beer.
What a great day. Whew. That was close.
Justice Scalia…these girls are saluting you! They are jumping for sheer joy after hearing the great news! (The guy in the back hadn’t heard the news yet, but that’s my cousin Corky---he will)
American women now can at least have the hope of being able to legally get that handgun and protect themselves against the intruder, the rapist, or the husband that just took out the 2-millions dollar life insurance policy.
The poor blacks living in the slums of D.C., whose forefathers actually built the place; the underpaid civil servants that go and protect the “elite” everyday, but can’t protect themselves at night; people who are just trying to raise a decent family; will now be able to point that barrel at the door.
The mayor might have to get another job.
The regular guys in Washington D.C., who for years has been at the mercy of drug lords and political thugs, will now get to protect themselves. Even the Senator’s prostitutes have got to be happy!
The families on the border towns can now rehearse saying, “Are you feeling lucky?”
Because the NRA is on the move…the great Wayne LaPierre will not let this opportunity go. That hard-working patriot, John Longenecker will now finally get the big ammunition he needs…
Go get em’ boys.
This calls for a celebration:
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah Hallelujah…Hallaaaalujuaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hey-- Mr. Heston…Get those angels to turn up the volume so we can hear it down here!
WAIT… slap me. …that’s not the only good news coming over the wire today. While you’re celebrating the good men on our Supreme Court who came through with truth and justice, pick up those Budweiser’s and Michelob’s…because hey, This Bud is STILL for You!
In fact, go ahead, drink all the stuff you want while you are on vacation this 4th of July. After all, we came this close (-) to losing our guns, and our American Beer.
Yes, the especially good news for my home town of St. Louis is that today, August Busch IV, and his friends on the board of Anheuser-Busch refused the takeover from the international Belgium-burping beer company, Inbev.
I’m so happy I could kiss a Clydesdale in heat! (Wait, that just came out--just kidding!) ((Put that glass down!))
The great-great-great grandson of the original German Buschman made the hard work of his ancestors proud. August Busch the IV stood up to the international beer makers called Inbev (and I’m sure inferior) beer makers, and told them their proposal was: “undervalued for an asset that has no comparison.”
That a boy Auggie…Your grandfather would be proud! Line up those girls, this man deserves a big kiss!
I’m sorry…I’m so happy, I’m allowing myself three exclamations!!!
Of course, this also means that Inbev will, like most international elite bullies, not take no for an answer and will try to get the whole board of Anheuser-Busch removed, and replaced. I’m thinking scenes from the Godfather here….
Better put extra guards on those horses Auggie. (Can I call you Auggie?) You know how we love em’.
And this news couldn’t have come at a more propitious time, right before the fourth of July…our birthday. No Ginsberg firecracker is going to put us in line with the rest of the idiotic unprotected world. Nope, like the much needed victory at Valley Forge, we needed a victory like this to remind us, we had the best men founding our country…
And, more importantly, there are still great leaders, defending our Constitution, defending America.
In fact…I think Auggie’s words should apply to anyone inside the country or out, who want us to get rid of all that is American. We should tell them all…
“You can’t have her—because America, is an asset for which there is no comparison”
America. Brand it. Believe in it. Fight for it! Horah!
Okay…had enough? This 4th, I’m going to get a big, cold, Bud…sit in my lawn chair…and salute myself silly.
The wave has started. Like I said…sometimes it just takes a few good men. Okay, in this case it might take more than a few...we'll need more beer.
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