Japanese Viagra

Nobody's Perfect: If you think this lady wanted everyone to see her exquisite taste in cotton underwear, think again.

This is the latest rage in Japan. The skirts are "painted" to look like you are seeing through the skirts, when you really aren't. In fact, what is really underneath that skirt could very well be a guy.

(Oh, San Francisco is already ordering!)

The Japanese might have finally found something original that America can copy! I can't wait to see thousands of teenagers here running around in fake see-through thongs, can you?

Personally, I think the Japanese government is behind this. What better way to boost the population. They need future robot makers, and fast.

Now, an American would have also designed fake see-through pants for the men---and also special skirts for the pregant man, and skirts that make fat people look thin.

Come to think of it, that might work.

Now, they need to have shoes that give the illusion that your feet are smaller.

The only thing that is missing from this skirt are the words: "Made in Japan---insert here."