Sting-Rays Go Green!

Nobody Cares: In response to John McCain's intentions announced today, to make all the buildings in Washington D.C. "Green"...upon hearing that all governmental cars will be run on batteries and hot air...at the news that all new light bulbs will be installed in every single building on the National Mall...

These migrating sting-rays decided to change their usual course for the Gulf off of Florida and make a trip to the Potomac.

They figure once there, they will never have to migrate again because the new President and Congress will make sure that they have plenty of clean water, and free sting-ray food, made up of fatty fast food which will be outlawed and thrown to them, free of charge, courtesy of the American Fat Taxpayer.

Stinging parties are also bound to provide lots of free fun from those members of the public that will be thrown into the Potomac if they are caught with an old electric bulb in their office bathroom.

Yes, the green revolution: Coming to even sting-rays neighborhoods soon!