Where Exactly IS the Exchange Stablization Fund?

Nobody Knows: Nobody knows just how and when a handful of Wall Street Thugs, got so much control over our politicians.

Nobody knows why none of them can seem to bring themselves to grant permission to our country to drill it's own oil reserves, but doesn't think twice about asking for the Exchange Stabilization Fund to be used to bail out very rich bad guys...it is, the last of the U.S. reserves.

And by the way...does it really exist?

Money is thicker than oil! If you went to an American public school, you would know this.

Also, nobody knows why Golden Paulson, our great treasury guru, wants to "auction" off our debt, and nobody knows just what countries will come in and buy us.

Will it be China, or Russia, or Dubai that will buy us up? Just who will finally end up owning the last great desert of property once called the United States...nobody knows.

But today, the secret was let out. Here is a drawing from a witness who was there and he manage to hide behind a log and draw this picture of three men who said their names were: Captain Jack Paulson, Barnacle Bernanke, and Rapid Dog Rangel.

It seems they were taking lessons in a secret location, and learning just how easily it is to destroy a country.

When you want to get something done, go to the people who can do it the best! And that's exactly what President Bush did. He handed it over to men who had been trained by experts.

Still, enquiring minds like this nobody's want to know why the news did NOT report today, in between the hysteria of the world ending (which we have been expecting for some time now) that Brittany Spears is upset with Obama.

Brittany wanted to donate her time and talents to help Obama out, and Obama told her "no thanks" because well...she's a drug addict.

Coming from a 'x'-cocaine user, that was pretty bad.

Nobody knows that I once had a doctor tell me that people never really EVER get off cocaine. Quitting cigarettes and heroin is much easier. Cocaine is the hardest drug of any to get off of.

And STILL, the National Enquirer does nothing.

For now, you should be thankful that I did not go into my usual rants on the state of the union, because at the moment, I don't feel like jumping down the rabbit hole of insanity.

BUT...as Scarlett would say: Tomorrow another day!