ANOTHER $5 Million Dollar Bra! They're Everywhere!

Nobody's Perfect: Here I go again...another $5 million dollar bra by Victoria Secret will once again NOT be in my collection.

I do love to watch the rich and famous.

Okay, this is Heidi...last name rhymes with "bum"...a very famous sex goddess who is trying to throw kisses no doubt to some Sheik..

What I wanna know is...if the bra is $5 millions, how much is that whole chain of diamonds chastity belt thing going on all over the bottom worth?

I can't figure that thing out. How do you put it on? Where's the key? What happens if in a fit of lust all the diamonds go spilling all over the floor because some guy breaks them just because he can't get inside the maze of whatever that thing is on her belly?

What if some of those diamonds gets lost on the floor and the dog eats eats them? What if some kid picks them off the floor and eats them?

And what girl in her right mind wouldn't be going "Oh...I lost my diamonds! Wait a minute! I have to pick them up!"

How many women would go for the sex BEFORE retrieving the diamonds?

Congress should look into this.