Mercury Is A Senatorial God

Mercury on the Senate Floor

If you happen to see this guy on the Senate floor on judgment day..

Leave him alone. He has a serious job to do there. He is a messenger from God...

Yes, he might be gay, and the snakes around his staff get along better then the Republican and the Democrats...But they still have time...To redeem themselves.

But, if not...

They should all just take off their clothes and follow him.