Nobody's Absurdities

Nobody’s Opinion; Once in a while, you just have one of those days. Your brain is scrabbled from just too much information overload. So I’m going to try something new in Nobody’s Opinion. I’m going to just write bits and pieces of various absurdities that I’ve thought about today…to give everyone a break from my endless ramblings.

Actually I got the idea from Thomas Sowell. Once in a while he’ll write a column called “Random Thoughts.” If you’ve never read these, they are wonderful. Mine will of course be much different than his, but it’s the same concept…just a different approach.

I’m hoping he won’t mind…as I think he is just about as peachy as any one man can be and almost never, ever wrong. Anyway…feel free to come up with some of your own.

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While everyone was making a big deal about Rush Limbaugh getting busted for Viagra today, I was imagining just what a fun time he must have been having on his vacation. To make such a big deal about this whole affair just shows how vindictive the democrats have become on getting the man. They are getting petty aren’t they? I wonder what’s in Bill Clinton’s bag?

I love the timing of this Flag Amendment vote, a few days before the Fourth of July. What a crock. The whole Congress wanted all us nobodies out here to be sure to know how much they love America…and would NEVER let anyone desecrate the flag, especially the 100 million Mexicans who will be let in by this Congress and this President, and who don’t seem to care if those people will want to change our flag to Mexico’s. I wonder who got to cast the one vote ….did they draw straws?

Hillary voted “no” on this amendment, even though it was reported that she was all gung ho last week about protecting the flag. So, does this means it was a set up to bash all the Republicans for being against free speech? The “I voted for it before I voted against it” seems to be a real disease with democrats. I think they should say, “I voted for the truth before I voted against it” instead. Sounds better.

China is mad at our “unfair trade barriers.” They want us to send them our advanced technologies, even though last year their trade surplus was 202 billion dollars. What’s absurd is that our companies want to do this because even if it gives the Chinese more power to attack us, the CEO’s already have homes in Beijing.

And isn’t it curious that they want to expand the Panama Canal? Do we need an invasion now from China?

According to Bob Felix at icagenow.com, we are not experiencing global warming but the precursor to an ice age. Ocean volcanos are heating up the air, which is causing all the moisture, and the Artic air is getting colder, therefore all the upcoming storms will be caused by the hot air from the ocean hitting the warm air from the poles. The big guys know this but are pretending it’s the dirty human race’s fault, much like it’s the lazy American's fault that Mexicans have to come here…same logic. If we really knew the truth, as they do, we would insist they do something to get the country ready for it. And as we have seen from the border fiasco, they don’t want to deal with the problem, they just want to make money out of it, so they can be prepared. We'll just freeze, eventually. So that's why they won't touch Alaska!

Wasn’t it funny how the announcement of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet merging fortunes mentioned curing all diseases in the world yesterday, but failed to mention the programs for funding abortions all over the world? I guess they figure abortion leaves one less person who will have a disease to cure, one less vaccination. These guys know they're numbers.

Why is it that the older you get, the faster the days go, the faster the weeks go, and the faster the years go by? Personally, I think Michio Kaku should get right on this problem.
I barely get going in the morning and somehow, minutes later, it’s bedtime.

Have you noticed that every single stand selling fireworks around the fourth of July says “Buy One, get one free?” We all know that we are actually paying full price for two…yet we like to think that the sign is actually true, so we pull in.

It’s pretty absurd to think that our Congress wants us to believe they represent the “people” of the country when most of them have to spend millions just to get elected, and if they are not rich, they get money from the rich…and then end up representing mostly the rich, while all the time saying they represent the average American, who just wishes he were rich.

I just love it--- Dick Morris, (he kills me) came out today declaring there is a new poll saying that the average Joe Blow Republican wants the illegal immigrants to become citizens. Dick Morris is actually a clear example of how “polls” are used to manipulate the public into accepting whatever agenda the government wants to push. Who did this poll Dick? As my nobody mother would say, “Consider the source.”

Oh, one more…Gore said Bush should be impeached for his unspeakable crimes. Well, I remember when Al Gore went into Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello and looked at some busts of our founding fathers and said…”Hey who are these guys?”…I remember Clinton walking away and shaking his head. It’s possible; that Al Gore is not even aware that George Bush is President. Perhaps he thinks Bill is still in office. You never know…

Hey that was fun…maybe I’ll do it again.