National Guard To Protect Nation's Librarians

Nobody’s Opinion; While North Koreans and Iranian nutcases rattle their nuclear sabers, and Mexicans are scampering over our borders as fast as their little feet will carry them in order to gather their United Nations rights of free goodies here…the Mayor of New Orleans Ray Nagin called up his partner in Katrina negligence crime, Governor Kathleen Blanco, and requested some National Guard troops.

It seems 5 teenagers were killed recently in a drive-by shooting, with a semi-automatic.
(The report made sure to mention they were all in an evil SUV, which did not stop those nasty bullets.)

This coming week, the American Library Association (ALA) will be having their annual conference there. They are expecting 18,000 people, and Laura Bush is speaking at the convention.

The excuse for the National Guard--- we were led to believe, was this one shooting. The city is not safe. The drug lords are out. Someone named Mayor Ray Nagin disarmed the citizens and left the criminals alone. Not good.

Once again, Mayor Ray Nagin protected his “chocolate” brothers.

Not too long ago here in St Louis there was a rush of shootings and murders…around fourteen people were shot. Sure it was over a period of two weeks, but we didn’t get the National Guard sent in….we got a few FBI agents. Some sort of drug fight was going on. If you were smart, you stayed home and watched TV. Both Kansas City and St. Louis murder rates have gone up, and we have had just as many murders as New Orleans since Katrina.

In fact there have been 84,563 murders committed in the United States since 9/11, (What’s Iraq up to…2,500?) and even though New Orleans’s reconstruction is not exactly going gangbusters and some streets are “dark”, you can go to any of the known cities in the United States at night, end up on the wrong street, and you have a good chance of adding yourself to the national statistics.

So the question comes to mind…what’s the real reason the National Guard is being sent in? Let me think…..mmmmmm

Now, if you think like a liberal…you believe that President Bush, that ruthless dictator, called up the Governor and said “I want the National Guard in New Orleans protecting my wife.” (From whom? Drug lords or fellow Librarians?)

A lot of people would buy that one. The ALA’s Mark Rosenzweig, considers President Bush a real Hitler, and thinks Castro is a God. From his statements made recently (see Michelle Malkin piece today) he hates both of them.

But Laura Bush has her own protection; she doesn’t need the National Guard.

Most librarians are leftist wacko’s. It’s as if they have never read Mark Twain. They actually think he’s a racist. During the Clinton administration it was no accident that the library system here in St. Louis had only one copy of “Betrayal” (a book about Clinton selling China our nuclear secrets). I was 105 on the list and waited nine months to read it.

When Laura became the First Lady, I walked into my local library and noticed that all the top twenty best sellers were right in front, with at least 4 copies per book, even ones by Michael the Moore. It was about time I thought, bless her heart.

I don’t have to tell you that my local librarians were none too pleased with this.

Laura Bush was a librarian before she met and married George W. Bush, and loves books---but that’s a point that they all want to forget.

On the other hand, when I think of Ray Nagin, I am reminded of Mayor Daley, and the corruption of the Mafia in Chicago, except in New Orleans we have a crime syndication of chocolate thugs, who run the ports, the drugs, and the prostitution, of the biggest port in the United States.

Why do I call the great Mayor Ray Nagin a thug? Do I have to answer that?

What he did in Katrina to his own “chocolate” people, not to mention all the “white” people, leaving them stranded, drowning, telling them to go to the arena,...taking their guns away, getting out of town himself… and then having the audacity to blame the President was a malfeasance of the highest degree. That’s the typical behavior of a thug. Anyone else would have been thrown in the nearest swamp.

The fact that he was then reelected is proof that the whole political apparatus in New Orleans corrupted to the core. Just like Mayor Cocaine Barry of Washington DC, these boys are hand-picked by Democrats to run the cities where the most money is made in drugs and prostitution. Remember. The Mafia men always voted democratic…always.

And Mayor Ray Nagin knows that Librarians are democrats, and their officials are Marxists, therefore very important for the takeover of the country. The communists always take over the universities and school systems, as we have seen happen here. These ladies are on the frontline of the battle.

So, Ray Nagin actually has to protect these people, unlike the old and poor blacks of his city…who were expendable.

I have a feeling the National Guard will be bored.


Besides who knows what a city full of repressed liberal Librarians are going to want to do on a long weekend holiday where the strippers and alcohol will be abundant?

If they arrive in their SUV’s, (remember, they do make good money) there might be trouble, and that would not be good for the country’s future educational considerations.

Am I afraid for Laura Bush? Nah…any lady who has read Mark Twain can handle a thug, and even a convention of liberal librarians.

I’m wondering who is going to protect the National Guard men from thousands of die hard liberal Cindy Sheehan clones. They might wish they were back in Iraq.

Nobody’s Perfect; Maybe at this convention, Laura Bush will actually be able to convince the Librarians that it’s ok to read something besides Al Gore, and the world is not going to end if a conservative comes in and ruins their day.

Nobody Knows; it’s true, Librarians (with the exception of Laura Bush) are some of the ugliest women around. I have never in my life seen a pretty librarian, not one. Which makes you wonder if the male strippers will even show up to work?

Nobody Cares; Doesn’t it seem strange that the National Guard will be fully armed, packed, and in heavy vehicles in New Orleans, but the National Guard on our borders will not be carrying weapons, but spending their days lifting cases of water?