The Deception of Closet Democrats

Nobody’s Opinion; When exactly is Dick Morris going to come out of the closet? In an article this week on NewsMax.---Gore and Giuliani, Spoilers for 2008--- he was reporting that Al Gore and Rudy Giulliani were going to be spoilers for the 2008 elections. Just by using the word spoilers he is injecting the notion into your head that if you vote for Gore or Giulliani you will mess up a good thing. Of course he will say it’s just his professional opinion.

He is really scared of Giulianni, because most conservatives (and quite a few democrats) would vote for Giulianni over Hillary, due to the fact that he did a tremendous job in New York on 9/11. Most Americans of both party feel that if we were to be attacked again, Rudy might be the one person who could be counted on to actually lead the country and stay in the White House, instead of running and hiding in the Colorado bunkers.

So Dick is starting early to effect the elections if he can. Look for him to be doing all kinds of damage from now on up until 2008.

Dick is using his very astute and well-honed manipulative skills to entice you to vote how he wants you to vote, and if you think his way, and vote as he suggests, Hillary will win. As I have said before, Dick is still working for the Clintons, and if not being paid, he still believes the left is right. He is just in disguise. (a democrat in the closet)

He wrote the book suggesting Hillary run against Condi Rice. That was step one; to get the American public used to the idea of woman running. He has to make sure that we, the American public believe that he is a republican.

But he’s not, and if you read and really listen to him it’s pretty obvious.

Dick Morris is always on Sean Hannity and Fox News with Bill O’Reilly. He obviously did a great job in getting Bill Clinton elected. But now he is poising as a savior of the Republican Party. He does his polls, and tells the candidates just how to proceed to win the elections. But, whose side is he on?

He says the front runners are Hillary Clinton and John McCain. But another recent poll not done by him says the frontrunners are Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giulliani, which makes more sense. After all, John McCain did not get far running against President Bush.

Most liberals are having an orgasmic love affair with the one Republican they can always count on to render to their causes, and if McCain (another closet democrat) were to run against Hillary, Hillary would win. And let’s say McCain actually did win (which he probably wouldn’t) he would be just an as liberal a President as Hillary. Every time you turn around he is on TV with the most radical of the democrats helping them achieve their liberal’s agendas. So, they have a win-win situation with a Hillary/McCain ticket.

But the way Dick Morris talks about McCain is pretty hard to take. He says “The problem is that McCain probably can’t win the Republican nomination. He is too independent, original, creative and populist for his party.”

Are these not wonderful words? He knows everyone is sick of both parties, so independents are going to be coming out in full force the next election. So, at the end of the article he suggests that McCain run as an independent, “a race he could win, thereby reshaping American politics forever.”

Come on…John McCain winning on an independent ticket? He looks like a turtle.

Oh wait…what if Al Gore ran on the Green Ticket…would he be reshaping American politics forever Dick? How about if Giuliani ran on the independent ticket, would Dick say the same thing?

I doubt it. Dick sees a good chance for Hillary with a spoiler, (and McCain is perfect for that role) because, then like her husband who would not have won without Perot taking votes away from the Republicans in 1994, McCain would take just enough votes away from the Republican party and Hillary might have a chance then to win.

It the same logic, it worked before, it would work again.

Dick knows this. He thinks you don’t.

Oh, and he just loves Huckabee, (he is not putting all eggs in one basket) as does Bill Clinton. Both of them can’t say enough about this Republican from Arkansas. Dick says he is “a tremendous speaker with a clerical past and a galvanizing presence.”

Right---just who we would want as President, a cleric who speaks well.

One thing you will notice about Dick Morris, he very seldom says what his own personal feelings about his very liberal leanings.

Dick pretends to work for the Republican Party, but clearly, he is trying to set up the election, in order for Hillary to win...and this nobody wishes he would just come out and admit that he loves the liberals. But then, that would spoil it all, wouldn’t it?

Will Dick ever come out of the closet? If Hillary gets elected…we might see the real Dick again.

But right now, he is in the perfect place…pretending to work for the party he is trying to overturn, hiding in the closet of deception.

Nobody’s Perfect; Paris Hilton backed up and smashed into a Honda Civic today. Now I can say I actually have something in common with her. I have backed up into my own cars in my own driveway, not once, not twice, but three times---and no paparazzi were chancing me. I just had my mind on other things. Good thing I wasn’t driving an SUV. As my husband always says.” It’s a blond thing.” Of course, my husband has hit other people’s cars, so I could say about him,” It’s a blond thing.”

Nobody Knows; Why all these records of the government are being stolen? Let’s see, they stole the records of 1,500 employees of the country’s nuclear weapons stockpile; personal information of about 2.2 million active-duty National Guard and Reserve troops and the data of 26.5 million U.S. military veterans. What is it all for? Are they running out of social security numbers for the Mexicans?

Nobody Cares; Hillary said today that she was glad that Al-Zarqawi was dead, because she saw personally what they did to that wedding room in Jordon. Bill and Chelsea were there with her.

What’s the matter Hillary…didn’t you see the beheading he did on TV? How about everyone else that he and his merry bandits have killed in Iraq? Do you think that real patriots are impressed by you saying that you are glad he’s dead that we think you will be a good President? No, you wanted to send a freebee out to your very important connections in Jordon, and also make the public aware that you still have a family with Bill and Chelsea. Please. You need to call Dick Morris up and get a few more tips how to be more convincing. He is actually pretty good at the art of disguise.