Nobody's Aburdities, No. 12

Nobody’s Opinion; It’s about time for life’s not so little absurdities which come, as usual, in no particular order, because that’s how life in the United States feels right now; as if we are going the wrong way on a one way street, and somehow missed the sign.

It’s not as funny as when my grandma used to do it in her Model T.

Labor Day, is coming, probably the ONLY day where Americans don’t work. But don’t tell that to our politicians who insist that we are all lazy and would refuse to pick a grape even if it meant we’d get free medical care for the rest of our lives. Actually, I bet if you gave that option to everyone over 65, you would see millions of old people in straw hats invading California, going …where’s the grapes? And since the Mexicans are getting free medial care now, we know that this would work, because it’s already been tested!

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Our new Iman, Sheik Mohammad Ayatollah al-Carter wants to meet up with the former President of Iran, Khatami, the man who created Hezbollah, and show him around the country to all the universities where he’ll fit right in. Khatami, a known terrorist of the worst kind, is being welcomed by our State Department, to come over and be wined and dined by al-Carter and all university professors of the idiotic schools of “never got it, never had it, don’t want it” comrades in hate.

Oh, and he doesn’t have to be fingerprinted, because it was his very Allah self who thought of a reason to get himself over here…it was he who suggested that the U.N. make 2001 the “Year of the Dialogue among Civilizations.”

The Democrats want to pick this guys brain for more ideas.

I can tell you I wasn’t too happy to hear that Sheik Muhammad Nur Abdullagh, the Islamic Society president, was just replaced by Ingrid Mattson, a Canadian convert to Islam, who was probably a room mate of Hillary Clinton’s because just about every woman in power in the World was Hillary’s roommate.

And Abdullah was head of the St. Louis chapter. Great---my Muslim neighbors have been gone for three weeks, and a woman has been left in charge.

Anyway we have the awful habit of giving visas to just about any jihads who wants to get into our country for study, mostly to learn those important things that seem to be on the al-Carter agenda like… how to learn how to fly planes into important landmarks, how to take pictures of nuclear reactors, (Jimmy can certainly help out there) and how to make complete fools out of the United States by getting the democratic leaders to attack their mutual enemies---the Republicans.

As in the case of Ali Muhammad, who work for the FBI and then went back to the Middle East and trained jihads pinheads for bin laden, you would think with all this talk from our administration about how much danger we are all in, Khatami would not even be invited to a board meeting of the ACLU.

But no,---he is going to talk at the National Cathedral, where I’m sure, he will support Hamas and Hezbollah, and mention that Israel should not exist, (which is what he believes) and every single politician in our country will be ordered to attend.

I’m hoping Jimmy wears his robes. A man who helps get Chavez elected, and goes around the world siding with people that want to cut American throats for fun, is beyond criminal. Maybe Ayatollah al-Carter has a secret wish to get to that virgin hotel in the sky…after all, he’s a big luster.

And I’ll bet you my non-union card that Hillary will be there with some sort of black lace on her head, because she simply could not pass up this wonderful opportunity to get votes from Catholics AND Muslims. Hillary, always duplicitous, will have everyone wondering if she is honoring Christianity or Allah.

I can’t wait for the spin...” All religion of all races must be respected.”

You tell me… is this insane? As Lois Lane said once to Superman, “You got me…who’s got you?” Who’s running this country? Iran?

If Donald Rumsfeld shows up, then I’ll be going into labor pains.

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Speaking of Donald Rumsfeld, he upset all the democrats today by using the world…fascism. That’s their word, and he had no right to steal it. The people that have been calling the Republicans Neo-cons for the last 4 years said, “Debate in our democracy (cough, cough) is based upon respect, not vilification” That out of the mouth of Madame Pelosi.

Since no school in American has ever used this word because not to educate the masses what their rights were, has always been the rule-- I give you the dictionary version here;

Fascism; a totalitarian governmental system led by a dictator and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

Rumsfeld said we were fighting a “new type of fascism.” And to the liberals, all points of view, if not theirs are wrong, which shows that they know the true meaning of fascism and have practiced it to perfection. That’s why they are sticking up for their fascist Islamic friends.


He also said some were suffering from “moral confusion.” What he failed to mention is that the democrats in Congress have no morals to confuse.

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Speaking of confusion, Michael Brown(x-FEMA head) today finally figured out the reason he messed up with Katrina is because the Bush Administration had not given him enough money in the first place to take care of the problems before they happened. I guess he has a point. Bush was confused when he appointed him to the office, because his only experience was in horses.

If horses had been drowning in New Orleans, there might have been action.


Nobody’s Perfect; Warren Steed, our current hot polygamist, was caught today not far from Las Vegas. I bet he saw those pictures of Jon Bonet all over TV and went to look for her. Poor guy---caught because he’s been too busy with his harem to watch the news.

Nobody Knows; Hillary today wants more money given to the Woman’s Hall of Fame. She wants to make sure there is enough money to pay some artist to make a two story statue of her to be displayed in the entrance as the most important woman to have ever lived. There will also have to be enough left over for Chelsea’s monument.

I’ve never been to Bill’s Library, but I wonder-- just how much of her is in it? Anyone?

Nobody Cares; a man called up a radio station today, completely shocked because the company he works for told everyone to learn Spanish, due to the fact that they were going to be bringing 40 extra workers up from Mexico, and even give them housing. It’s all legal, of course.

So, now you can’t even teach the person who is going to replace you in English. I suggest all workers teach their replacements some few choice words in English, and tell them to say these words to the boss whenever they don’t understand what he wants.

And if they say these words, they will get it.

And it’s not even a full moon.