It Could Have Been Worse

Nobody Knows: Today, the news was reported that some famous singer's skirt blew up over her head while she was on stage---repeating that old Marilyn Monroe sure to get in the news trick, and that the vast network of United State's Intelligence still has no clue what will happen after our President's "surge" plans to save Iraq from destroying itself.

Upon hearing this serious state of world events, most Americans, like myself, had this same look on their faces.

At least we didn't eat blow fish disguised as Salmon steaks, it could have been worse.