Who KNOWS What's in Clinton's Archives?

Nobody Flashes: Today, this very telling picture of Madelaine Albright, a woman who has bragged about how much weight she can bench press with her incredibly strong Jewish thighs, was accidentally released from the elephantine collection of Hillary Clinton's notes and e-mails from her days as First Lady/President.

Yes, the Bill Clinton "make a wish" library collection, which consists of 80 million pages of words, and 20 million e-mails, will be closed to the public. The freedom of information act was just thrown out the door with Bill's dirty underwear collection.

Due to the fact that someone might actually think that perhaps Hillary and Madeline had been secret lesbian lovers, Bill Clinton decided to hide all of Hillary's papers until AFTER she is elected. What would happen if Hillary's love notes match Bill's in the fondness for the same sex? After all, Bill Clinton has a reputation to protect.

But Chris Mathews did just that tonight-- protect the Clintons, when he brought up the question on whether Hillary was trying to hide something, and didn't we have a right to know what we would be getting as a Hillary President?

As we all sat with our mouths open at the prospect that we might actually hear real reason come out of a progressive democrats mouth....it didn't happen.

Chris Mathews wouldn't care if Hillary was a transvestite with a proclivity to not only talking to Eleanor Roosevelt, but secretly dressing like Eleanor on Friday nights, and talking to herself in the mirror.

No, Chris Mathews is in love. It's her voice he says.

Haven't we been hearing for months about the Bush administration "hiding" facts surrounding one or maybe two phone calls? And George W. Bush's reluctance to give up this "information" has had the Democratic Congress calling for his impeachment over his "secrecy."

But if the Clintons want to hide, trash, burn, or shred every single paper that was ever copied from their eight years in office, and not only that...but go on and rewrite flattering portrayals of themselves in history books for our children, and college students...that's okay.

Chris spent about 5 seconds on the question; and all the visiting minions at his round table panel came to the conclusion--- NOT that Hillary had something to hide by this action, or that the act might be corrupt..oh no. They all said that if we knew what was in these papers we would see just how much she has done for humanity. (cough)

The subject was quickly changed to the evil and demonic possessed George Bush, who thinks GOD is talking to him.

Chris was on his game.

Yes, George W. Bush has a God complex, but Hillary and Bill know what's best for our country.

How unfair it would be to release papers filled with things that the American people do not need to know.

We might find out that Madeline Albright thought Hillary had strong thighs too.

Nobody's Perfect: This material is not fit for Google, but if the Clintons want to include it in their archives, I give my permission.