Would You Do This?

Nobody Knows; The cell phone is becoming such a part of our culture, that young men, especially the evocative ones who work at various Star Bucks, have thought up the answer to the ever growing problem of not losing their cell phone.

Just carry it in your earlobe. Sexy.

Of course, answering the phone is another problem altogether. That's why they always keep a spare one in their back pocket.

This effeminate male is not only not only being reprocessed progressively into a liberal who will vote for Hillary Clinton in 2008...he is also putting mass waves of radiation in just the right spot...in order for the commands to register in the correct volume.

Of course, most of these men are just searching for a female...or
Is this a female searching for a male?

NO matter. Apple will be coming up with a tinier phone soon to put into your nostrils.

Somebody on Youtube should call him, and video it...after all, I want to see what he or she says.

Statistically speaking, anyone who would do such an idiotic thing probably does not talk, or even know how this happened, but I'd sure like to hear it.

If you know this person, please call and express my condolances.