Nobody Wishes Arnold--Happy Birthday!

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today, Arnold Swarchenegger, who is now the governor of California said that what he wanted most for his 60th birthday, was for America to have a better image in the world.

Coming from a man that spent most of his adult life on steroids, pumping iron, shooting up just about everything that walks on film...promoting the good old American belief that if it walks and wants to kill you ....shoot it, and then if it doesn't die say.."I'll be Back" ...I was, shocked.

I mean, I certainly don't know what he means. After all, Hollywood has giving the world, the great Arnold, who, unlike the Sluggers of Baseball, recovered from his heavy steroid abuse, only to become one of the most powerful politicians in the world, and now he wants America to be loved. (Proving that Barry Bonds now has a chance to retire and become President.)

Well, nobody wants to help Arnold in his birthday wish.

I suggest he do the redo the sound of music with Whoopi Goldberg for a start.

Then after that big hit, another film with Michael Moore called the Terminator meets Buddha will be a real smash hit.

Michael Moore can play the great Buddha and Arnold can blow him up...but don't kill him---oh no...take him to Cuba to be patched up by their great doctors. Thereby giving the movie a message. Religion is not good, Cuba is a good place for losers, and Arnold can save the world without drug enhancements!

Yes, Arnold, now is the time to get your Hollywood friends to help you in your quest to save our image in the World.

Good luck! And Happy Birthday!