Drunk Astronauts Discover A Way Out

Nobody's Perfect: Having studied the latest data on just how often the shuttle falls apart upon re-entry, and also the fact that due to Al Gore's environmental concerns, fuel will no longer be allowed to be used on future shuttle trips, but sea water will be substituted instead in order to save the ozone--- these two astronauts were thrown a NO WAY OUT party by NASA.

Fortunately, it was reported they had not sobered up by launch time.

Drunk astronauts will be encouraged on all future space trips, in order to also test cocktail hour for future space travel, paid for by Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines. NASA has offered a free ride to Ted Kennedy whenever he so wishes, and this nobody will personally see that the man gets on board. I am, a strong supporter of space travel.

Paris Hilton has already applied for the program, and People Magazine is reported to have already purchased her launching pictures.

Drunks in space will be a whole new frontier. After all...at least they will be off the roads. NASA might just put a drunk on the moon...showing that Americans are so good, they can even fly the shuttle unconscious.

Once again, we will be the first in space...literally.