Have A Bun and Travel

Nobody Knows: My question to this easy "rider" work of art motorcycle is: just what WAS the guy who painted this thinking?

1. Women have no brains.
2. Boy, I'm going to save a lot in gas money.
3. I have no job, maybe Viagra will hire me.
4. I'm too ugly to get the real thing.
5. I've watched too many House of Wax movies.
6. Alburnt is such a nice color.
7. I'm wanting a bun for my hot dog.
8. My wife just divorced me, I'll show her.

Or maybe he's just thinking that this is ONE motorcycle Jay Leno doesn't have.

Any man who rides this will definitely need to control his...driving. I suggest he wear body armor and get lots of insurance. Keeping it clean is going to be a real job.

In fact, if men want to piss off the women, I suggest Harley Davidson make a whole line of these things in different buns and colors! They could have one with men's buns too for the girls! (And all the men in San Francisco) What the heck.

Hey, I'm still an entrepreneur! Nobody loves a good design! Hey, why not be mean and green? I don't care, I have to admit, as far as creativity goes, the guy gets an A-plus.