Just Follow the Bush

Nobody’s Opinion: Well, George W. Bush, just addressed the United Nations.

If you ever saw a man who looked so completely like a puppet of some vast network of international illuminati globalists, then George W. was your man. He was so obviously not in the moment, he could have just as well have been talking about the Caesar salad he had for lunch.

And then, right afterwards, the news reporters focused right in on Iran, a country he barely mentioned in his speech…no the core of his speech was …

WE GIVE TO EVERYONE! Food! Money! Schools! Books! Medicine! What...what else do you want? We’ll send it!

Bush promised to give more money, build more schools all over the world, give all the books to fill the schools in the world, supply all the starving people in the world with the seed to grow food, then actually buy the food from them, so that they will have money to buy McDonalds, to give them energy to go out and work some more.

What a guy. Uh…excuse me…where are you going to get this money, Mr. President?

Bush left no need unturned. That virus that is coming to kill millions, don’t worry, we have already developed the vaccines, and the world will get them for free. (You and I will have to pay big bucks.)

Actually, I’ve been wondering when this “virus” is going to finally appear, and then it dawned on me---they are waiting for Hillary’s universal health care. If released now, people might actually have a better chance of surviving.

Did I say, released? Oh, sorry, I'm remembering a previous blog.

Bush also made sure to repeat the Charter of the United Nations---you know, the one that grants all humans on the planet a decent job, food, housing, and a free college education?

Yup, Bush assured the UN that the American people want to help the world…and will go into poverty doing it. That’s what good guys we are!

The only redeeming thing about his speech is that he actually looked sad reading off his “speech.”

It’s now been five minutes after his historical speech, and the news has gone on to the much more important news that sadly, the star of 24, Kiefer Sutherland, just got a DWI, and Hollywood’s most favorite dictator, Chavez, is not going to speak at the UN.

Well, why the heck should he? Ahmadinejad already has it covered.

So if we are going to be forced to feed the whole world before our own kids, I suggest we have as much fun as possible.

Hey, let’s go play tennis…before Bush promises the world our tennis rackets.