A Las Vegas View From Whoopi

Nobody Flashes: UPDATE: Whoopi Goldberg, the gal about town who will not only tell you her view on life, but also how boring sex is to her now that her boobs have dropped down past Texas, and how her most favorite thing to do is bash George W. Bush, and how many liberals it takes to screw in one of those new light bulbs after they've figured out it wasn't a sex toy after all:

Has just heard that O.J. Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas.

To which she said, "You know, I KNOW he got busted, but you gotta realize--that in Las Vegas, if some guy steals another man's shit, that man will come after you with a GUN! Especially if the man who steals the stuff is a white man!...It's a lot like I told you about the dog fighting thing...these things are just part of the stuff that happens man...you gotta know that. It's just the way O.J. thinks man...it's a normal thing, ya know? And I also heard that O.J. did not get his shit back! I mean, what's he suppose to do? Call the police?"

Barbra Walters had no comment---because I made this up...as Whoopi would say, shit happens.