Bandito Cabs Discovered

Nobody Knows: One day, we were just America---then all of a sudden, we had over 50 million illegal Mexicans opening up roofing companies, nanny services, and Taco Bells in all fifty states; Taking many lucrative jobs from high school dropouts, because let's face it---you can't operate an I-Pod or a cell phone and pick grapes at the same time.

Still...

Nobody knew just exactly how they had so quietly sneaked into the country. After all, they certainly didn't WALK in!

Well, now the secret is out. A man named Roberto Estrada, has made millions, renting out the latest in desert transportation...a new kind of horse that can take 8 people at once, over scorching landscapes...saving lives, preserving water, and bringing many a pregnant Nina to the promised land of free health care, college, and United States number one suckers: the college drop out.

Roberto has been raising these horses...called Bandito Burrito Cabs for over twenty years. He even has a US Patent.

Since the secret is out now, and YOU would like to rent his special Bandito Cabs, just call him at the office of Ted Kennedy.

But hurry, the run to the Canadian border is on, and Roberto is renting on a first come, first serve basis.

Remember, planes have terrorists, cars take lots of money, but a Bandito Burrito Cab is a very enjoyable way to travel!

All you need to do is supply the oats!

Roberto is working on a Camel Bandito Cab as we speak, patent pending.