Will the Real Man Please Stand Up

Nobody Flashes: Despite what you may think, even though Rosie O'Donnell is not on The View anymore, she is getting all of her friends to boycott the program, due to the great hatred and fear she has for the only conservative voice on the show...a sweet pretty girl named Elizabeth.

Barry Man-low...has now refused to ever go on again because of Rosie's little spat with Elizabeth from which she quit the show.

If this keeps up, the view might actaully get some other friends of Rosie's to boycott...Barbara Striesand, Boy George, Martha Stewart, Alex Ballwin, Hillary Clinton...Tom Cruise.

This could actually bring up the ratings.

I would like to congraulate Ms. Elizabeth, for her hard work in upsetting the two biggest diva's known to mankind...Chevez and Bill Clinton...

Wait...no...I mean...Barry Manilow and Rosie O'Donnell.

And so, just out of respect, I have rewritten the words to "I Write the Songs"

Dedicated to Miss Elizabeth....next time, she should just hand Rosie a bat.

"You did a good thing for humanity"

"You showed that silly Rosie how a good woman should beeeeee"

"She might be loud, but she is always wrong"

"And now, thank god, the girl is gone."