Nursery Sex Education

Nobody Knows: In Portland Maine, it was reported today, that passing out condoms was not keeping the children from getting pregnant in their middle schools. So it was decided in some vast governmental room somewhere, and the NEA has come to the conclusion, that parents are not just not teaching their kids about the birds and the bees fast enough and the state simply must step in and save them.

Therefore, it has been decided that mandatory sex education will be implemented in all day care centers in order to prepare the children for sex at six.

Little boys will learn how to put on condoms at the age of three by being taught how to put balloons on their bottles.

Little girls will be given fake candy sugar "pills" at age one, in order to get them used to taking contraceptives, and to prevent those horrible baby pregnancy's that they are not telling us about, but seem to be of great concern.

Since 31 languages are spoken at most public schools now, the NEA realized that visual representations of all sexual gender images are necessary for those kids who cannot speak yet.
Therefore, computers will be put in every day care center and be in place by the time Hillary takes office, and sexual images will teach diversity to every child with the motto, "No child left sexually ignorant."

At least that's the plan.

Ok...maybe this is not happening now...but give it a few weeks...

When adults stuff sexual education down eleven-year olds throats...eleven year olds who have enough to worry about---one wonders if the adults should even run the schools.

I say we should give the kids a chance...they certainly could do no worse.