Playboy Baby

Nobody Flashes: Yes, while Brittany Spears is in Georgia, shopping and buying clothes, she should have no fear... she knows that her children are in good hands with their father.

Her father, knows, as Hillay Clinton does...that the sooner you get those little suckers minds to think, the better.

Like this dad. Here, a very concerned father is teaching his son what he considers to be, the finer things about women. And as you can see by the expression on his face, his son will be sure to grow up to either become:

A. A politician---B. A moutain climber---C. A door man in Las Vegas---D. Gay---E. A nuclear scientist, or ....F. Blind

Or maybe he'll be the the next Larry, Hugh, or Moe.

And if anyone knows what the man in the cubicle is looking at...I'd like to know.