Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Tangled Up in India



Nobody Wins; If you think that Hillary Care Health Insurance is going to save your life, think again.

Like all other govenmental programs, (who got the idea from Microsoft) your emergency calls most likely will be taken care of in India, where answering your needs in broken English takes about 2 hours, and the lines, as you can see, aren't always up to par.

"Hello?"

"Yes...I need an ambulance! My father is having a heart attack! Quick! Hurry, send someone over!"

"Ma ey hav gyor nummmbe plea?"

"What did you say?"

"Ceen ey hav gyor fhon nummmmbe plea?"

"My god...don't you have it on your computer? How long is this going to take?"

"It vil teek onlie a few mineetes...ma I ey gyor nummbe please?"

WAIT...DAD...DAD!

"I vil wit".....

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