Nobody Reports

Nobody’s Opinion; I’m going to be doing something new today---an idea I’ve always wanted to experiment with; putting my Nobody Opinions in various nobody categories.

So, for the next month or so, I’ll be calling these little essays---Nobody Reports ---on Fridays, where I will review the news of the past week for a while, just to see how it goes.

I’d ask you what you think of it, but at this point in time, I’m too old to care. (Just joking) I really do care…I mean I should care…when you do this for your own pleasure instead of money, it really comes down to having fun, right?

One must be creative and try new things. I think I read that in the Kama Sutra, and the pictures really helped. If this makes no sense to you, do not worry---life doesn’t either. That’s why most people are always so #$%# up. Right? Well, okay, I’ll speak for myself.

Here goes…

Nobody’s Perfect; This week, we had a another democratic debate on MSNBC of Presidential wanna-be leaders, showing off just how imperfect a bunch of nitwits can be who have loads of money and power, and don’t give a twit about anyone but themselves.

If you feel like you’re less than perfect; be of good heart---these people make you look like perfection overloaded, or Mona Liza’s better-looking second cousin.

Hillary Clinton, who looked terrible in orange burlap before they fixed the camera, couldn’t make up her ‘hypothetical’ mind about what she would do about anything if she became President…just don’t ask her. Don’t ask her husband either. In fact, she looked insulted that she even had to be asked any questions…she was not in a good mood.

John Edwards couldn’t make up his mind about whether he had the right to be a parent, because he thought all children from birth should make all their own decisions. He shrugged his shoulders when asked if he thought it was okay to teach children in second grade all about sex, especially homosexuality---well, that’s for kids to decide he said…not looking real sure about it.

By John’s account, it should be perfectly okay if his kids decide they don’t want to live with him anymore, get hooked on cocaine, and live with that strange man down the street at the age of four.

He was also proud of being incredible wealthy…which is good, because it’s no telling how much his kids are going to cost him in legal fees.

Dennis Kucinich just couldn’t stop himself from saying, “Hi Mom,” not realizing it made most of America wonder just how often he would call up mom, to ask her how to deal with Russian President Putin, if he put a Russian flag on Alaska.

“Hey mom…what should I do?”

Bill Richardson, let’s face it, just cannot help looking like an overgrown Spanish speaking brownie who got lost running for office in Mexico.

Obama looked like he was already hoping to get Castro’s wish and become VP.

Joe Biden, smiled so much, I can’t remember a word he said because his teeth were so white.

On the Republican side, Guilianni got a lot of hard core ribbing from the press for the “phone” call he got from his wife and then announcing loudly that he was talking to the NRA…thinking he was getting two messages out for the price of one.

Just a bit too obvious there, Rudy.

And four of the top leading Republican candidates failed to appear at a debate held at a black college, which of course made them all look prejudice…given Jesse Jackson so much work, he will need to get a double just for the O'Reilly show.

On the celebrity front, Liz Taylor has met another man with money. Being married nine times in Liz’s world is never having to say you’re perfect, especially when the ninth man has a wonderful home in Hawaii!

Paris Hilton could take a few lessons from the old gal.

Nobody Knows; Why…all of a sudden, the subject is off Iraq, and on the far away country of Burma. Even though thousands of more people are being slaughtered in Africa and the Muslim nations, when Buddhist monks go on the March, even a United States President has to refocuse the nation on the much more pressing problem, of marching monks.

Is it the pretty robes? Or is this just a distraction to get our minds off Ahmadinejad visits with Chavez and universities?

Nobody knows the point…yet.

Nobody Wins: Hillary is so desperate for the black vote, she came out at a Congressional black caucus today and said she would like to give every child born in America $5,000 dollars toward a college education or a start on a new home, thereby ruining all her husband’s hard work on welfare reform. (cough)

As if we didn’t have enough people trying rushing to get into America…just wait till they hear this!

Can you say, “I’ll have fries with that Happy Meal.”?

Well, her Husband is doing the same thing with his CGI (Clinton’s Genital Initiative) spreading into all college campuses, looking for recruits for their New World Soldiers for their “giving” slaves---young kids who will “volunteer” to go all over the world and help the “poor.”

With these two carving up America, Iran won’t find much left to conquer.

Nobody Cares; Today it was reported that Tom Cruise is building a bunker, in case of an alien attack.

Hey, if I had his money, I’d build one too. If these movie stars want to show their worth they would build some bunkers for the rest of us.

I’d rather fight the aliens than have to watch the Clintons/Bush dynasty for 36 years.

Alien rule could only be an improvement, at least that's my opinion.