The Rules of Breast Engagement

Nobody Flashes; Isn't she sweet? Isn't she just a bundle of delectable eye candy? Shouldn't this obviously empowered woman be down at the "Breasts Not Bombs" rally to show her feminist devotion to her belief that we can all just get together and live peacefully if we just take off our clothes and have wild passionate orgies, allowing every sexual preference to join in? Homosexuals, transvestites, and goat lovers...all embracing in one democratic, liberal, release of emotional, bent-up, euphoria?

And doesn't Hillary Clinton wish she looked this good? Because after all, that is her final goal...rule by pussy.

So guys, you see, Bill Clinton's true legacy is the damage he has done to the world by marrying the one woman in the world who will take over and destroy all men.

What...you think I'm picking on the Clintons? You bet your sweet pussy I am...

Or, if you don't have one of those... Ahhh....then accordingly, you cannot make any rules.

Remember that the next time you see the sign, "Breasts not Bombs" and vote like your very sexual life depended on it.

Oh, and thanks to the ever vigilant reporting of Doug Powers for keeping us abreast (sorry, couldn't help myself) of this issue.