Nobody's House, No. 1
Nobody’s Opinion; Wow…those Clintons were really quick to cover-up Hillary’s big goof-up of not tipping Anita Esterday for her breakfast, weren’t they? The Clinton spin machine was going so fast and furious that the spinning earth actually stopped and starting spinning the other way for a whole five seconds…before being put back into normal orbit.
There will be many a fallen model on the catwalk on Youtube tonight.
Not only were ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, BBC in a big rush to “correct” the story, the owner of the restaurant was also dragged into the “new” corrected version, which was: “someone” was given $157 for the meal and $100 for the “tip.”
Why Hillary is a big tipper now! It was also reported that the waitress’s hours were cut short by some mean Republican boss who was mad that she had her picture taken with Hillary, and yes, the waitress Anita was still going to vote for Hillary or Obama, showing just how stupid (or scared) she really is. Anita also said that she couldn’t figure out why we weren’t paying more attention to the war in Iraq.
Amazing…Zazaaaaam!
The Clintons got so scared with this little “mishap” that Bill came out today and announced that Hillary would become President by a huge margin because of the health care issue and everyone should know that the first health care failure was really HIS fault not hers, because those mean Republicans were not going to give them any money for it. (There by really releasing him from fault too.)
And just to warn everyone that they will not take these attacks sitting down…they have set up a website to kill and spin all the future Clinton mistakes in nano-seconds, which they proudly call “the next evolution in rapid response.”
I can’t wait to see what their next idea is going to be to “control” the news…can you?
Pop-ups on our website?
Nobody’s Perfect: While O.J. Simpson sat smugly in court today again, Benazir Bhutto the first lady of Pakistan tried to make an O.J. run for it in her cool looking white SUV. They gunned the engines, got up speed…and then she got out and made a speech.
Well, just like O.J. White van run…she didn’t make it. I suggest she send General Musharrof a white glove and ask him to put it on and see if it fits, with the saying…if it doesn’t fit, you might step down.
Hey, it worked for O.J.
Nobody Knows: It is being reported that most Americans think the President AND Congress are doing such a horrible job, they might as well take a hike…and get out of office, but, due to the fact that they actually hold all the nukes and the keys, I don’t think this will be happening anytime soon.
The question on most Americans mind is…why don’t decent people like Lou Dobbs run?
Nobody Wins: The FBI has reported that al Qaeda is thinking of attacking shopping centers in Chicago and Los Angeles during the holidays. Really---I would think that they could come up with a better way to get retail sales up during the holidays, don’t you?
Nobody Cares: Kids in Florida are getting high by inhaling balloons full of feces and urine. So, what would happen if a hundred kids got together on their local football field and released this natural “gas” into the natural air.
Would they get extra credit? I know--- nobody will care until they can actually market the stuff.
There will be many a fallen model on the catwalk on Youtube tonight.
Not only were ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, BBC in a big rush to “correct” the story, the owner of the restaurant was also dragged into the “new” corrected version, which was: “someone” was given $157 for the meal and $100 for the “tip.”
Why Hillary is a big tipper now! It was also reported that the waitress’s hours were cut short by some mean Republican boss who was mad that she had her picture taken with Hillary, and yes, the waitress Anita was still going to vote for Hillary or Obama, showing just how stupid (or scared) she really is. Anita also said that she couldn’t figure out why we weren’t paying more attention to the war in Iraq.
Amazing…Zazaaaaam!
The Clintons got so scared with this little “mishap” that Bill came out today and announced that Hillary would become President by a huge margin because of the health care issue and everyone should know that the first health care failure was really HIS fault not hers, because those mean Republicans were not going to give them any money for it. (There by really releasing him from fault too.)
And just to warn everyone that they will not take these attacks sitting down…they have set up a website to kill and spin all the future Clinton mistakes in nano-seconds, which they proudly call “the next evolution in rapid response.”
I can’t wait to see what their next idea is going to be to “control” the news…can you?
Pop-ups on our website?
Nobody’s Perfect: While O.J. Simpson sat smugly in court today again, Benazir Bhutto the first lady of Pakistan tried to make an O.J. run for it in her cool looking white SUV. They gunned the engines, got up speed…and then she got out and made a speech.
Well, just like O.J. White van run…she didn’t make it. I suggest she send General Musharrof a white glove and ask him to put it on and see if it fits, with the saying…if it doesn’t fit, you might step down.
Hey, it worked for O.J.
Nobody Knows: It is being reported that most Americans think the President AND Congress are doing such a horrible job, they might as well take a hike…and get out of office, but, due to the fact that they actually hold all the nukes and the keys, I don’t think this will be happening anytime soon.
The question on most Americans mind is…why don’t decent people like Lou Dobbs run?
Nobody Wins: The FBI has reported that al Qaeda is thinking of attacking shopping centers in Chicago and Los Angeles during the holidays. Really---I would think that they could come up with a better way to get retail sales up during the holidays, don’t you?
Nobody Cares: Kids in Florida are getting high by inhaling balloons full of feces and urine. So, what would happen if a hundred kids got together on their local football field and released this natural “gas” into the natural air.
Would they get extra credit? I know--- nobody will care until they can actually market the stuff.
Smuggling in human feces could have some great names...Street names like Havanna Hunk, Acalpoco Brown, Fidel Fecal...Castro Chunk...Gorilla Fling...
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