Pregnant With Socks

Nobody Flashes Anymore:

"You're Sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine!"--- I mean...pregnant!"

No, this is not Ringo Starr. I swear--- you do have to wonder about the state of things here in the United States when the top news item of the day is the fact that Brittany Spears's younger sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

The capitol can burn down, Putin can be named Man of the Year, Our President can sign an energy putting us all in golf carts by the year 2009, but nothing is as exciting as young lust.

She was such a good Christian girl. As you can see here, she tried to keep her vows of chastity.

Nobody told her that she needed to use laundry detergent.

Is her mother mad? Why should she be?

Being as nobody knew Brittany and Jamie's mother was going to release a book on Mother's Day called "Pop Culture Mom," after today, they do. Mom will be sure to sell twice the amount now! Anyone woman with no talent would love to have two daughters to keep them from ever having to work.

Whatever.

Anyway....love the socks Lynne. Or it that Brittany? Or...MOM?