Nobody Reports On Monday
Here are a few nobody thoughts from this week after observing the news. No symbiosis of noxious pandering whatsoever is contained, so you’re safe.
Nobody’s Opinion: It was a crying week. Two prominent men had emotional breakdowns, but on different subjects. One guy was Dutch, the other a presidential candidate.
Despite the fact that Dutch males have made enormous IQ gains in a single generation, (according to Scientific American Mind Magazine) Yuo de Boer, a Dutch man, was not one of them. He broke down in frustration and tears at the global warming UN conference last week, because he fears the world will end. Either that---or he didn’t get included in on Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize team.
Nobody’s Opinion: It was a crying week. Two prominent men had emotional breakdowns, but on different subjects. One guy was Dutch, the other a presidential candidate.
Despite the fact that Dutch males have made enormous IQ gains in a single generation, (according to Scientific American Mind Magazine) Yuo de Boer, a Dutch man, was not one of them. He broke down in frustration and tears at the global warming UN conference last week, because he fears the world will end. Either that---or he didn’t get included in on Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize team.
His floral shirt brought me to tears…of laughter.
Which makes you wonder if this means that breaking down in public means you have a higher IQ or lower?
It’s a known fact that brain damage due to strokes can cause a man to cry. And women, have that time of the month excuse.
But when I heard that Mitt Romney got teary over the Mormon faith ending discrimination against blacks…I got a little suspicious.
Where’s Jesse Jackson when you need him?
On the other hand, I don’t want to condemn anyone on this subject because I have a hard time not becoming a slobbering idiot during reruns of Bambi and Dumbo, and I always take along wads of napkins during the fireworks on the Fourth of July.
So, I’ll give these guys a pass for now.
I’m waiting for Hillary to cry…it’s the one thing she hasn’t tried yet. Seeing Hillary cry would be like watching the moon actually rotate---would we believe it?
Nobody’s Perfect: Speaking of Hillary---boy, did she take a beating this week! She made so many mistakes attacking Obama that she actually had to get out of her bullet proof SUV in New Hampshire and go to a few houses to ask for votes. And the more desperate she gets, the more she sends out her husband, the man of a thousand “I’s,” who was smarter than her and actually skipped Iowa during his presidential campaigns, proving that she is not Dutch.
Nobody Knows; This brings me to another question--- just what is this Iowa and New Hampshire caucusing stuff? Who started this? Why just those states? And why is this happening now, in the middle of winter, where most people will not even get out of their houses to vote due to the cold and high cost of gas?
But maybe that’s exactly the point.
Nobody Cares: The Des Moines Register has come out and supported a Clinton vs. McCain run. Personally, it’s hard to see the difference between the two, except that McCain claims to be more of a hawk---but is he?
Bill Clinton, Hillary’s co-President, said very recently that he thinks the military should be expanded.
So---does that mean he dismantled it just to leave George Bush vulnerable?
With statements like that, it does make you wonder.
The “globalists” have been promoting this Hillary vs. McCain contest because they know McCain will lose. All the conservatives know McCain is all for a borderless country, they will probably just stay home in 2008, thereby giving the Presidency to Hillary.
And McCain is just a bit too edgy on his stand against water-boarding. Water-boarding has save lives before. God forbid we get someone that won’t torture because, well…they remember how painful it was for them.
Nobody Wins: And speaking of water-boarding, in the movie Bourne Ultimatum, Robert Ludlum’s great character, Jason Bourne, was submitted to water-boarding by the evil head guys in the CIA, so that he would forget his real identity.
If this is true; then I suggest a new use for it---punishment for treason. Forget impeachment, it takes too long.
Nobody’s Fool: It’s December, and right out my Missouri window is a wonderful winter icing of about six feet of snow.
God makes the best cupcakes.
The weathers stations have all been reporting this national winter storm as a dastardly disaster for us all--- another sign of global warming.
The only real disaster is the continuous failure of our electric companies to take care of business like they use to.
I’m waiting for Al Gore to start crying. In the meantime, I’m building a snowman.
Which makes you wonder if this means that breaking down in public means you have a higher IQ or lower?
It’s a known fact that brain damage due to strokes can cause a man to cry. And women, have that time of the month excuse.
But when I heard that Mitt Romney got teary over the Mormon faith ending discrimination against blacks…I got a little suspicious.
Where’s Jesse Jackson when you need him?
On the other hand, I don’t want to condemn anyone on this subject because I have a hard time not becoming a slobbering idiot during reruns of Bambi and Dumbo, and I always take along wads of napkins during the fireworks on the Fourth of July.
So, I’ll give these guys a pass for now.
I’m waiting for Hillary to cry…it’s the one thing she hasn’t tried yet. Seeing Hillary cry would be like watching the moon actually rotate---would we believe it?
Nobody’s Perfect: Speaking of Hillary---boy, did she take a beating this week! She made so many mistakes attacking Obama that she actually had to get out of her bullet proof SUV in New Hampshire and go to a few houses to ask for votes. And the more desperate she gets, the more she sends out her husband, the man of a thousand “I’s,” who was smarter than her and actually skipped Iowa during his presidential campaigns, proving that she is not Dutch.
Nobody Knows; This brings me to another question--- just what is this Iowa and New Hampshire caucusing stuff? Who started this? Why just those states? And why is this happening now, in the middle of winter, where most people will not even get out of their houses to vote due to the cold and high cost of gas?
But maybe that’s exactly the point.
Nobody Cares: The Des Moines Register has come out and supported a Clinton vs. McCain run. Personally, it’s hard to see the difference between the two, except that McCain claims to be more of a hawk---but is he?
Bill Clinton, Hillary’s co-President, said very recently that he thinks the military should be expanded.
So---does that mean he dismantled it just to leave George Bush vulnerable?
With statements like that, it does make you wonder.
The “globalists” have been promoting this Hillary vs. McCain contest because they know McCain will lose. All the conservatives know McCain is all for a borderless country, they will probably just stay home in 2008, thereby giving the Presidency to Hillary.
And McCain is just a bit too edgy on his stand against water-boarding. Water-boarding has save lives before. God forbid we get someone that won’t torture because, well…they remember how painful it was for them.
Nobody Wins: And speaking of water-boarding, in the movie Bourne Ultimatum, Robert Ludlum’s great character, Jason Bourne, was submitted to water-boarding by the evil head guys in the CIA, so that he would forget his real identity.
If this is true; then I suggest a new use for it---punishment for treason. Forget impeachment, it takes too long.
Nobody’s Fool: It’s December, and right out my Missouri window is a wonderful winter icing of about six feet of snow.
God makes the best cupcakes.
The weathers stations have all been reporting this national winter storm as a dastardly disaster for us all--- another sign of global warming.
The only real disaster is the continuous failure of our electric companies to take care of business like they use to.
I’m waiting for Al Gore to start crying. In the meantime, I’m building a snowman.
Labels: politics
posted by Joyanna Adams at 10:03 PM
3 Comments:
Love the look on the faces of the guys to Yuo de Boer's right -- isn't that the look the psychiatrist had on his face just before ordering John Nash's electro-shock therapy treatment?
Bill Clinton used to cry more than he does now. I heard he cries during sex, but you can't blame him -- mace will do that to a fella.
Love the look on the faces of the guys to Yuo de Boer's right -- isn't that the look the psychiatrist had on his face just before ordering John Nash's electro-shock therapy treatment?
Bill Clinton used to cry more than he does now. I heard he cries during sex, but you can't blame him -- mace will do that to a fella.
Oops... don't know why that went twice.
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