Nobody's Absurdities, No. 58--Pass the Whiskey
Cranes are crashing in New York, and on a very well equipped plane flying somewhere over the Midwestern states of America, a very drunk looking Hillary Clinton, whose campaign was crashing into a fast dive after Rupert Murdoch came out and predicted that Barack would be the next President, may or may not have cared that she was being photographed as being way out of Presidential character.
That had to have hurt. After all, she did give that nifty interview to O’Reilly, didn’t she?
The good news is: she is not an alcoholic because you can never tell when a real alcoholic has been drinking. I only know that from working in bars for so many years.
Lots of people thought her “give me a drink” sign was due to the fact that a white Catholic Priest named Pfleger came out of the ‘wanna-be-a-black man’ closet in Obama’s famous church, among a black crowd going absolutely bananas, and attacked Hillary for being a fraud.
How can she fight a white Catholic Priest? Even Bill can’t touch that one.
What’s bad about the replaying of that nonsense is the paranoia it’s causing the whites and the blacks, who are trying so hard to live decent lives.
This kind of stupid racial frenzy is affecting the blacks all over the nation, who have always been paranoid.
For instance: I was buying one of those new “musical” cards for my brother’s birthday at a local drug store just the other day. On the front was the picture of a plate of chicken. It said “They gave their lives so we could celebrate.” You opened it up and the “chicken” song played.
Now---my brother owns a DJ service company, and the “Chicken Song” is played at almost every wedding. People get out when they hear this song, form a circle, clap and wiggle and basically get drunk, stupid and fall down…which is what happens at weddings since the first wedding was celebrated at Stonehenge.
Okay…I have no idea when the first wedding ceremony was…but I bet the chicken dance was at least sung.
So, when I got up to check out, I showed the “black” employee, a man seemingly in his late 40’s the card and said, “Isn’t this really funny---look! I love these cards!”
That black man went stone cold. He froze. I didn’t realize until later that he thought I was making fun of him. You know, blacks think all whites make fun of them eating watermelon and chicken.
Come on---in St. Louis everyone eats watermelon and chicken. And we will continue, unless the chickens get too expensive to raise, and they start making ethanol out of watermelons, which according to my calendar will be very soon.
Really…all this is purposely being done to win votes. What great leaders.
But let’s get back to the cranes…
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Someone said that due to global warming, the cranes are crashing in New York. Global warming is being caused by all our big gas-guzzling cars.
So, why is nobody mentioning the fact that when I turned on ABC the other morning, the man said there were only 5500 flights that morning in the air due to bad weather? I’d say there is a very good case that more damage is being done by planes than cars…but you will never hear anything about planes because only the rich can afford to fly. Which means it’s all bogus anyway.
And by the way, I am seeing a lot more Hummers cruising around my cash-poor neighborhood. God Bless America. And speaking of cash poor…
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All you hear every single day is that house values are crashing. I’m having a real hard time figuring this out. All the houses on my block were “reevaluated” to be worth at least 60,000 more than the year before. No wonder they can’t sell them. Most of the houses are over fifty years old, and YET, they somehow have all gained value, even though most of them have cracked foundations, and are falling apart.
Oh yeah, they based your local taxes on the value of your house…so you know just how many people were shocked when they got their property tax bill.
I just don’t get it.
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I also don’t get why nobody mentions that the Saudi’s have not increased their production much since 1973, which means of course, they are squeezing everyone on purpose so that they can come in and use the trillions they are making now to buy up all the devalued businesses.
And still, we do not drill.
Absurd? You bet, pass the whiskey.
That had to have hurt. After all, she did give that nifty interview to O’Reilly, didn’t she?
The good news is: she is not an alcoholic because you can never tell when a real alcoholic has been drinking. I only know that from working in bars for so many years.
Lots of people thought her “give me a drink” sign was due to the fact that a white Catholic Priest named Pfleger came out of the ‘wanna-be-a-black man’ closet in Obama’s famous church, among a black crowd going absolutely bananas, and attacked Hillary for being a fraud.
How can she fight a white Catholic Priest? Even Bill can’t touch that one.
What’s bad about the replaying of that nonsense is the paranoia it’s causing the whites and the blacks, who are trying so hard to live decent lives.
This kind of stupid racial frenzy is affecting the blacks all over the nation, who have always been paranoid.
For instance: I was buying one of those new “musical” cards for my brother’s birthday at a local drug store just the other day. On the front was the picture of a plate of chicken. It said “They gave their lives so we could celebrate.” You opened it up and the “chicken” song played.
Now---my brother owns a DJ service company, and the “Chicken Song” is played at almost every wedding. People get out when they hear this song, form a circle, clap and wiggle and basically get drunk, stupid and fall down…which is what happens at weddings since the first wedding was celebrated at Stonehenge.
Okay…I have no idea when the first wedding ceremony was…but I bet the chicken dance was at least sung.
So, when I got up to check out, I showed the “black” employee, a man seemingly in his late 40’s the card and said, “Isn’t this really funny---look! I love these cards!”
That black man went stone cold. He froze. I didn’t realize until later that he thought I was making fun of him. You know, blacks think all whites make fun of them eating watermelon and chicken.
Come on---in St. Louis everyone eats watermelon and chicken. And we will continue, unless the chickens get too expensive to raise, and they start making ethanol out of watermelons, which according to my calendar will be very soon.
Really…all this is purposely being done to win votes. What great leaders.
But let’s get back to the cranes…
********
Someone said that due to global warming, the cranes are crashing in New York. Global warming is being caused by all our big gas-guzzling cars.
So, why is nobody mentioning the fact that when I turned on ABC the other morning, the man said there were only 5500 flights that morning in the air due to bad weather? I’d say there is a very good case that more damage is being done by planes than cars…but you will never hear anything about planes because only the rich can afford to fly. Which means it’s all bogus anyway.
And by the way, I am seeing a lot more Hummers cruising around my cash-poor neighborhood. God Bless America. And speaking of cash poor…
********
All you hear every single day is that house values are crashing. I’m having a real hard time figuring this out. All the houses on my block were “reevaluated” to be worth at least 60,000 more than the year before. No wonder they can’t sell them. Most of the houses are over fifty years old, and YET, they somehow have all gained value, even though most of them have cracked foundations, and are falling apart.
Oh yeah, they based your local taxes on the value of your house…so you know just how many people were shocked when they got their property tax bill.
I just don’t get it.
*******
I also don’t get why nobody mentions that the Saudi’s have not increased their production much since 1973, which means of course, they are squeezing everyone on purpose so that they can come in and use the trillions they are making now to buy up all the devalued businesses.
And still, we do not drill.
Absurd? You bet, pass the whiskey.
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