NOBODY Cares About Denmark---

Nobody Cares: So, now that you have been told for five straight days that Denmark is the happiest place on the earth---do you want to move there?

Of course you do! Don't you want to be happy, you miserable Americans? Don't you want to be attacked by Muslim taxi cab drivers?

Denmark--- Where the Nordic welfare state is in full glorious bloom, and the prostitutes in Copenhagen get free medical care...where very few people own real homes, but instead live in tiny apartments with not much in them.

Where Saturday Night Live got some of it's best comedy skits.

Where some of the best child porn is launched from innovative, creative web-sites!

Where a man drew a cartoon of a Muslim "father" and set millions of Muslims on the attack!

In Denmark, you will make a really decent salary, so that the government, who takes most of that salary, can continue to support the large number of bureaucrats that work inside tiny offices and crunch numbers, drink coffee, and talk about just how very happy they are.

They also have a huge base of unemployed people who never have to work, due to welfare, just like us! So why aren't we happier!

Because we don't pay nearly as much taxes as they do, that's why!

Now---if you think that this "survey" which will continue to be placed on all national station breaks on radio and televisions for years to come---is not a "hint" (okay, it's propaganda) that the United States of America will soon, with Obama's help, become the second Denmark---then I suggest you go ahead and move there.

Because we are not the happiest nation in the world, so said the survey. There are sixteen nations ahead of us, and I suggest all our politicians pick one of those happy countries and move there! Go ahead, we'll even pay for it! It's the least we can do for all their hard service!

Go ahead---leave us...please...find yourself a nice blond in Denmark and get happy.

Somehow we'll manage.