Nobody Knows Why I Think Obama Is Like a Disney Princess
Nobody Knows: The main topic this week was a rather “satirical” cartoon on the front of the New Yorker Magazine, and nobody anywhere seemed to be able to figure out just exactly what the editors of this magazine were trying to say.
Was it satire at its finest? Was it just an insider insult to everyone who has never read the magazine? Or was there a real traitor among the staff who was still mad about Hillary losing the nomination?
All week long it gave all the radio talk show hosts and the main cable stations hours of fun and frolic---not to mention probably some nice bonuses to the editors for coming up with such a clever cover.
What it didn’t do was cause riots….darn. (just kidding!) Obama, it seems, tried to stir up some riots by saying that the cartoon was a real insult to Muslims, but nobody took the bait because there were other things on their minds like…the price of gas! Which brings us to---
Nobody Knows: How did that price get so high? Everyone is pointing big sticky fingers at everyone else. How in the world did the United States find itself in such a huge energy crisis, when it seems everyone all knew what was coming for ages?
Every politician that can find a microphone say its either the democrats fault for keeping us from drilling, or the republicans fault for wanting their oil buddies to make big profits, or the Saudi’s for not producing, or the American car manufacturers for making those big gas guzzlers…but in the end, it somehow always ends up on the American people’s lap.
Yes, admit it. You go out in the backyard at night and hoard gallons of gas in empty buckets under your porch! You use it to light bonfires in your backyard! You drive your car to Las Vegas EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND!
This has GOT TO STOP! And then you have the audacity to use air-conditioning! You heard me! Stop that! You ninnyhammer! Turn off that AC---stop driving your car! Walk to work! President Bush even suggested you turn off your AC while you’re at work! Let your cat die!
Don’t you realize that China needs the oil now?!
Well, that’s what they are telling us. When you run out of politicians to blame, you can always blame the American people. It’s the old wives beater trick. You know “I beat her because she was begging for it.”
Do you feel guilty yet? Well, if you do, then be rest assured that nobody in Congress does while they fly all over the country and the world in the finest luxury at your expense, which brings us to…
Nobody Knows: Why Bernanke and President George Bush look so guilty every time they talk? Today, when Bernanke was asked just how in the world were Americans supposed to save when their wages leave them buying their flip-flops at the dollar store, (Meantime Michelle Obama pays $800 for a pair of earrings.) Bernanke’s answer was that Americans needed educations now to get the higher paying jobs. What he didn’t tell you is that those higher paying jobs are in China, and you have to move.
You’ll be retrained alright, but a guy from India will get that job with Microsoft that you might want, which also brings me to…
Nobody Knows: Why do Microsoft’s and Yahoo’s business negotiations have to go before a Senate committee? Why does our government have to get into all business deals now? We need a new amendment to the Constitution that says “separation of state and corporations.” Right....
Nobody Knows: That in St. Louis today a black man went in and shot his wife at the local mall. I only mention this because it was all over the national news. These shootings in St. Louis have been going on since the race 1969 race riots, but we hardly ever make the national new. There has been a lot of talk from "governors" wanting to send in National Guard units to the black communities, lately. The man did kill himself also, so I have no idea what the National Guard could have done---arrest the gun?
What it didn’t do was cause riots….darn. (just kidding!) Obama, it seems, tried to stir up some riots by saying that the cartoon was a real insult to Muslims, but nobody took the bait because there were other things on their minds like…the price of gas! Which brings us to---
Nobody Knows: How did that price get so high? Everyone is pointing big sticky fingers at everyone else. How in the world did the United States find itself in such a huge energy crisis, when it seems everyone all knew what was coming for ages?
Every politician that can find a microphone say its either the democrats fault for keeping us from drilling, or the republicans fault for wanting their oil buddies to make big profits, or the Saudi’s for not producing, or the American car manufacturers for making those big gas guzzlers…but in the end, it somehow always ends up on the American people’s lap.
Yes, admit it. You go out in the backyard at night and hoard gallons of gas in empty buckets under your porch! You use it to light bonfires in your backyard! You drive your car to Las Vegas EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND!
This has GOT TO STOP! And then you have the audacity to use air-conditioning! You heard me! Stop that! You ninnyhammer! Turn off that AC---stop driving your car! Walk to work! President Bush even suggested you turn off your AC while you’re at work! Let your cat die!
Don’t you realize that China needs the oil now?!
Well, that’s what they are telling us. When you run out of politicians to blame, you can always blame the American people. It’s the old wives beater trick. You know “I beat her because she was begging for it.”
Do you feel guilty yet? Well, if you do, then be rest assured that nobody in Congress does while they fly all over the country and the world in the finest luxury at your expense, which brings us to…
Nobody Knows: Why Bernanke and President George Bush look so guilty every time they talk? Today, when Bernanke was asked just how in the world were Americans supposed to save when their wages leave them buying their flip-flops at the dollar store, (Meantime Michelle Obama pays $800 for a pair of earrings.) Bernanke’s answer was that Americans needed educations now to get the higher paying jobs. What he didn’t tell you is that those higher paying jobs are in China, and you have to move.
You’ll be retrained alright, but a guy from India will get that job with Microsoft that you might want, which also brings me to…
Nobody Knows: Why do Microsoft’s and Yahoo’s business negotiations have to go before a Senate committee? Why does our government have to get into all business deals now? We need a new amendment to the Constitution that says “separation of state and corporations.” Right....
Nobody Knows: That in St. Louis today a black man went in and shot his wife at the local mall. I only mention this because it was all over the national news. These shootings in St. Louis have been going on since the race 1969 race riots, but we hardly ever make the national new. There has been a lot of talk from "governors" wanting to send in National Guard units to the black communities, lately. The man did kill himself also, so I have no idea what the National Guard could have done---arrest the gun?
Nobody Knows: And coming back to Obama: I know this is going to sound pretty silly, but I was just thinking. If you look at the Presidency from a marketing point of view…Obama will be President.
Why? Because he’s coffee-colored, like the rest of the world. I call this my Disney-Princess Theory.
For the last decade Disney’s cartoon princesses have all been coffee-colored in order to sell the movies sell all over the world. Mulan-Jasmine—
Nobody knows if maybe its just come down to that—America needs a President that the rest of the world can relate to.
Marketing our President…due to the color of his skin?
In that case, it’s a good thing nobody knows, and Nancy's days are numbered.
Also, nobody knows why I like this tee-shirt, because this rant had nothing to do with sex---but in some esoterical way, it just---fits.
Why? Because he’s coffee-colored, like the rest of the world. I call this my Disney-Princess Theory.
For the last decade Disney’s cartoon princesses have all been coffee-colored in order to sell the movies sell all over the world. Mulan-Jasmine—
Nobody knows if maybe its just come down to that—America needs a President that the rest of the world can relate to.
Marketing our President…due to the color of his skin?
In that case, it’s a good thing nobody knows, and Nancy's days are numbered.
Also, nobody knows why I like this tee-shirt, because this rant had nothing to do with sex---but in some esoterical way, it just---fits.
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