Dead Men Standing On Big Foot

Nobody's Perfect: Tom Biscardi, it has been reported, made the big mistake of paying over $50,000 dollars last week to a couple of guys from the South, Rick Dyer, and Matthew Whitton---who had announced to the world that they had found a real BigFoot, decomposing on the ground.

Needless to say, everyone who looked at the photo knew it might have been their Uncle John, who likes to dress up in Gorilla outfits and party, because, frankly, it's the only way anyone will talk to him. Uncle John hasn't been seen since last Holloween's gathering at the local Union 345, Holloween's party last year.

It, thankfully, was not Uncle John, but just his costume.

But, as they say in all countries on the planet, in every language known to man...boys will be boys, and not too long ago, over two million dollars was paid for this "corpse" by a man who claims that he found this body in his dumpster outside of Los Angeles...and this is actually...some dead rapper, no kidding, he swears, it's really him.

The owner plans to start the bidding soon...on e-bay. (JUST KIDDING!)

Actually, this is the new fashion for dead men walking...why lay in a coffin, when you can use the coffin to collect some nice flowers?