Sychronized Diving: Find the Perfect Match!

Nobody Cares:

Last night I watched the synchronized Olympic diving exhibition, and of course, the Chinese won. Hey, they deserved to win because the problem with all the other countries was obvious to anyone with half a brain.

To all Western Coaches: If you get one guy who is four feet taller than your other guy, you might just ask yourself...is there something wrong with this picture? Why can't I get these two to look good?

Notice these two gold medal winners...Qin Wang and Wang Feng...did they win because they were better divers than the Russians or the Americans?

Not really.

But what made them look SOOOO good is that they were exactly the same height and weight and therefore LOOKED perfectly matched twirling around.

Okay, I admit. The other problem is the Chinese have probably trained these two boys just on those dives and had them together most of their lives, with their parents in some small apartment making NIKE's...and in America, our team was probably put together last year by some coach who just looked for another good diver to match his boy, not easily found here because all our schools have cut out PE (remember, Physical Education has been replaced with Recycling Classes) therefore, you might have to search long and wide for even two good divers.

As everyone saw, our boys were not exactly MATCHED in height or weight.

So, how do we solve the problem? Why, get them from the ARMY of course! Look at these two fine soldiers? Notice the form, the grace...and the fact that they are the SAME SIZE!

Get it together western nations, quite being so stupid. Start now and train for the next Olympics, all you need is a match! (duh)