Nobody Knows: You CAN Eat Bugs and Live to Form Human Circles!
Nobody Knows: The Chinese never starved their people---they let them eat bugs! So, on that lovely note, here in no particular order are a few unknown particulars…mostly about the 2008 Olympic China games…
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Nobody Knows why no one is commenting on the fact that our Olympic American Team came out on the field in China, with a big white, Islamic Moon plastered over the little itty-bitty Olympic circles…on their shoulders for the world to see. Never mind that the ugly uniforms made them look like the sons and daughter of Oxford’s illuminati dream team of yacht club multimillionaires in poor polyester. And since everybody knows that the Islamic moon is the symbol of Muslims, and everybody knows that it’s “all about the oil,” why were the FOX NEWS commentators purposely NOT mentioning the concern of the Islamic Moon symbol on the lapel on their costume report this morning? Instead they were trying to redirect our “objections” to the hats. All Ralphie baby had to do was put an American flag on those hats and we would have all been at least satisfied that those were AMERICANS!
Ralph Lauren, you need to get off your Obama boat.
Nobody Knows that if you watched the men's Olympic gymnastics contest last night, it was obvious that the American team kicked everyone else’s butt, and it was also noted that the boy who made the most mistakes on the American team, was clearly…dare I mention it? Clearly of Asian decent. I was angry at the blatant misscorings…until I saw the Chinese boys actually break down and cry when winning the gold.
What? You cry when you win? You would have thought they had gotten a new life--
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Nobody Knows why no one is commenting on the fact that our Olympic American Team came out on the field in China, with a big white, Islamic Moon plastered over the little itty-bitty Olympic circles…on their shoulders for the world to see. Never mind that the ugly uniforms made them look like the sons and daughter of Oxford’s illuminati dream team of yacht club multimillionaires in poor polyester. And since everybody knows that the Islamic moon is the symbol of Muslims, and everybody knows that it’s “all about the oil,” why were the FOX NEWS commentators purposely NOT mentioning the concern of the Islamic Moon symbol on the lapel on their costume report this morning? Instead they were trying to redirect our “objections” to the hats. All Ralphie baby had to do was put an American flag on those hats and we would have all been at least satisfied that those were AMERICANS!
Ralph Lauren, you need to get off your Obama boat.
Nobody Knows that if you watched the men's Olympic gymnastics contest last night, it was obvious that the American team kicked everyone else’s butt, and it was also noted that the boy who made the most mistakes on the American team, was clearly…dare I mention it? Clearly of Asian decent. I was angry at the blatant misscorings…until I saw the Chinese boys actually break down and cry when winning the gold.
What? You cry when you win? You would have thought they had gotten a new life--
and speaking of lives...
Nobody Knows how come nobody has mentioned that since China had the “one child per family rule,” and that means that millions of girl fetuses are aborted, therefore the reason that all those boy soldiers could get out and play the drums and run in perfect formations…the fact that this grand army of men was being displayed as proof of China being superior to us, because it can make it’s people obey just about whatever it says, while our government keeps us all racially, culturally, and monetarily divided every single day, not wanting us to “nationalize” or feel pride in our country…just who do you think has a better chance of winning?…(whew!)
Remember Bill Clinton once proudly proclaimed, “We will not always be the big dog on the block!” And bless his heart, he made sure that the Chinese got more powerful by also making sure they got our nuclear and computers technology, which brings us to another....
Nobody Knows: Bill Clinton and the Bush family can take great pride in bringing China into superiority over us, but nobody knows why more credit was not given to Steven Spielberg for that unbelievable opening ceremony, since he worked on it with them for over a year. Let’s not even go into why the Chinese love American-made tall Chinese basketball players.
All I kept thinking was: Somebody should thank Thomas Edison…once again, cheated... How’s it feel to be up there with old Tom, Steven?
Nobody Knows if little George W. Bush learned to love bike riding in China because of mom and dad, who use to bike ride all over Beijing when he was ambassador. And nobody knows what they would look like now, had they continued with the sport.
And last but not least---since we now know that some of the fireworks at the Chinese opening we were seeing were computer enhanced, and that little girl singing was lip-synching, and the scoring on gymnastics were rigged, was else is being falsified?
Hey, when there is no mention of the obvious in our own news of these obvious facts…nobody knows just when our two countries began to merge…
Nobody Knows just when we will be getting tasty scorpions to eat in our own grocery stores. I'd say look for scorions on a stick by next spring...in time for Ralph's new Moon creasted fashions and our new President swearing in...
By then all the rulers of the world can say--- “Let them eat bugs!”
Nobody Knows how come nobody has mentioned that since China had the “one child per family rule,” and that means that millions of girl fetuses are aborted, therefore the reason that all those boy soldiers could get out and play the drums and run in perfect formations…the fact that this grand army of men was being displayed as proof of China being superior to us, because it can make it’s people obey just about whatever it says, while our government keeps us all racially, culturally, and monetarily divided every single day, not wanting us to “nationalize” or feel pride in our country…just who do you think has a better chance of winning?…(whew!)
Remember Bill Clinton once proudly proclaimed, “We will not always be the big dog on the block!” And bless his heart, he made sure that the Chinese got more powerful by also making sure they got our nuclear and computers technology, which brings us to another....
Nobody Knows: Bill Clinton and the Bush family can take great pride in bringing China into superiority over us, but nobody knows why more credit was not given to Steven Spielberg for that unbelievable opening ceremony, since he worked on it with them for over a year. Let’s not even go into why the Chinese love American-made tall Chinese basketball players.
All I kept thinking was: Somebody should thank Thomas Edison…once again, cheated... How’s it feel to be up there with old Tom, Steven?
Nobody Knows if little George W. Bush learned to love bike riding in China because of mom and dad, who use to bike ride all over Beijing when he was ambassador. And nobody knows what they would look like now, had they continued with the sport.
And last but not least---since we now know that some of the fireworks at the Chinese opening we were seeing were computer enhanced, and that little girl singing was lip-synching, and the scoring on gymnastics were rigged, was else is being falsified?
Hey, when there is no mention of the obvious in our own news of these obvious facts…nobody knows just when our two countries began to merge…
Nobody Knows just when we will be getting tasty scorpions to eat in our own grocery stores. I'd say look for scorions on a stick by next spring...in time for Ralph's new Moon creasted fashions and our new President swearing in...
By then all the rulers of the world can say--- “Let them eat bugs!”
Pass the ketchup.
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