Hey--Mr. Spaceman---Come on DOWN!
Nobody’s Opinion: Okay, I’m going out on a limb here…we are not alone.
Big news, huh? Well it should have been!
Last week Dr. Edgar Mitchell, an astronaut of astounding and impeccable credentials, said that aliens have been among us for over 60 years. All the governments know it, and are just covering it up.
NASA denied what he said, but by denying it, they put themselves at risk of having the citizens of America think NASA is completely incompetent for hiring men, (and women in diapers) who are nutcases.
Give us our money back for the moon landing that didn’t happen then!
NASA also announced last week that there was water on Mars. That news fell on the masses like a lead balloon over Roswell.
But, if like me and Fox Mulder, “You Want to Believe,” the best place to go to hear about UFO’s is that most informative late night a.m. radio show, Coast-to-Coast.
Art Bell (who has seen a UFO) started the program, and George Noory who now hosts it, are the experts. And I’m one of the programs biggest fans.
Just last week they replayed a broadcast of John Lear, the son of the man who the Lear Jet was named after and a man of very serious credentials himself. John said in his oh-so-casual way that UFO’s are here, and not only that, but we have learned their technology.
John also said that our government has huge bunkers that go so deep, they can run atomic submarines in and out of them…which is where I suppose “they” are planning to go if our alien friends get upset.
Now---Last week we had Mr. Edgar admitting the truth, a rebroadcast of John Lear, then George Noory himself finally admitting to seeing two UFO’s.
Congratulations, George---twins!
George Noory, the highly intelligent and consummate host of Coast-to-Coast am confessed that, after all these years, after endless hours of listening to hundreds of people who call him up at three in the morning to say that they have been abducted and sometimes abused by spacemen, he finally saw his first UFO with the help of a guy who has his own business taking people out to see them every night and looking through very expensive night- vision goggles.
Oh, so that’s why the rest of us don’t see them---we don’t have the right equipment.
I have mixed feeling on this subject. I, like many, went through my UFO phrase. Were they real? Did they really mutilate cattle and suck human eggs up through a tube. Did Mr. Walton really go into space, only to live through the shock of it all?
Was War of the Worlds just a bit too scary?
I still haven’t seen one.
BUT---Last night Coast to Coast had a world exclusive. May Pang, John Lennon’s old girlfriend, recounted how she and John were in their New York apartment one night, had just ordered Pizza…John went out on the balcony, (nude) and there right about his head was a giant UFO…just spooming merrily along the New York Skyline and buildings.
“Oh look 78333---isn’t that the famous John Lennon?’’
“I think you’re right!”
“Is that naked woman standing beside him YOKO?”
“No, that one’s human---let’s leave them alone.”
So--- I for one believed MS Pang. Why? Because my mother once told me she and my dad, right after they were married back in 1947, were driving one night and saw a UFO.
(Insert your own joke here.)
The other reason that I think that May Pang was telling the truth was because she had just ordered a pizza, when John made her come out onto their roof patio.
Pizza?
Anyway, the real question on my mind is this; Why, after all these years, are these very common “UFO” sightings happening again?
Is it nuclear Iran?
Or is this a psychological ploy being played upon us to get us ready for the announcement that aliens are all over the place…get use to it.
Kind of like our gas prices.
I just wish they’d get the announcement over with. Obama and McCain news is getting depressing. After all, if they can cover up alien spaceships being among us for over sixty years…what else are they hiding?
“Hey Mister Spaceman, won’t you please take me along? I won’t do anything wrong! Hey Mister Spacemen---won’t you please take me along for ride?”---The Bryds
I’m practicing this song daily. I’ll be ready.
Big news, huh? Well it should have been!
Last week Dr. Edgar Mitchell, an astronaut of astounding and impeccable credentials, said that aliens have been among us for over 60 years. All the governments know it, and are just covering it up.
NASA denied what he said, but by denying it, they put themselves at risk of having the citizens of America think NASA is completely incompetent for hiring men, (and women in diapers) who are nutcases.
Give us our money back for the moon landing that didn’t happen then!
NASA also announced last week that there was water on Mars. That news fell on the masses like a lead balloon over Roswell.
But, if like me and Fox Mulder, “You Want to Believe,” the best place to go to hear about UFO’s is that most informative late night a.m. radio show, Coast-to-Coast.
Art Bell (who has seen a UFO) started the program, and George Noory who now hosts it, are the experts. And I’m one of the programs biggest fans.
Just last week they replayed a broadcast of John Lear, the son of the man who the Lear Jet was named after and a man of very serious credentials himself. John said in his oh-so-casual way that UFO’s are here, and not only that, but we have learned their technology.
John also said that our government has huge bunkers that go so deep, they can run atomic submarines in and out of them…which is where I suppose “they” are planning to go if our alien friends get upset.
Now---Last week we had Mr. Edgar admitting the truth, a rebroadcast of John Lear, then George Noory himself finally admitting to seeing two UFO’s.
Congratulations, George---twins!
George Noory, the highly intelligent and consummate host of Coast-to-Coast am confessed that, after all these years, after endless hours of listening to hundreds of people who call him up at three in the morning to say that they have been abducted and sometimes abused by spacemen, he finally saw his first UFO with the help of a guy who has his own business taking people out to see them every night and looking through very expensive night- vision goggles.
Oh, so that’s why the rest of us don’t see them---we don’t have the right equipment.
I have mixed feeling on this subject. I, like many, went through my UFO phrase. Were they real? Did they really mutilate cattle and suck human eggs up through a tube. Did Mr. Walton really go into space, only to live through the shock of it all?
Was War of the Worlds just a bit too scary?
I still haven’t seen one.
BUT---Last night Coast to Coast had a world exclusive. May Pang, John Lennon’s old girlfriend, recounted how she and John were in their New York apartment one night, had just ordered Pizza…John went out on the balcony, (nude) and there right about his head was a giant UFO…just spooming merrily along the New York Skyline and buildings.
“Oh look 78333---isn’t that the famous John Lennon?’’
“I think you’re right!”
“Is that naked woman standing beside him YOKO?”
“No, that one’s human---let’s leave them alone.”
So--- I for one believed MS Pang. Why? Because my mother once told me she and my dad, right after they were married back in 1947, were driving one night and saw a UFO.
(Insert your own joke here.)
The other reason that I think that May Pang was telling the truth was because she had just ordered a pizza, when John made her come out onto their roof patio.
Pizza?
Anyway, the real question on my mind is this; Why, after all these years, are these very common “UFO” sightings happening again?
Is it nuclear Iran?
Or is this a psychological ploy being played upon us to get us ready for the announcement that aliens are all over the place…get use to it.
Kind of like our gas prices.
I just wish they’d get the announcement over with. Obama and McCain news is getting depressing. After all, if they can cover up alien spaceships being among us for over sixty years…what else are they hiding?
“Hey Mister Spaceman, won’t you please take me along? I won’t do anything wrong! Hey Mister Spacemen---won’t you please take me along for ride?”---The Bryds
I’m practicing this song daily. I’ll be ready.
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