The Chinese Olympic Secret

Nobody Flashes: Today at the 2008 Beijing Olympia, we see just how excellent the Chinese are at soccer. Here we see Chou-chu-chu, a man who has worked so hard to obtain the gold metal for his team, that he lost more than the required weight usually expected for the sport.

In fact, Chou has done so many head butts, he no longer has any skin on his face, therefore he feels no pain, which gives him a definite edge over the Germans.

And...despite the ongoing efforts of one American boy who could swim the entire Pacific Ocean while eating five super-sized McDonalds Big Macs with one hand, with no problem...the Chinese continue to lead in gold metals and this excellence shows the world why!