The Mice WILL Survive!

Nobody Knows---that this scene was taken tonight on the floor of the United States Senate...brave men and women who were burning the midnight oil in order to come up with a secret plan to save the banks, George Bush, George Soros, and Barney Frank, from having to eat another awful meal at McDonalds.

And even though a plan has already been released to the press, this TOP Secret plan, has not, due to the fact that they believe the citizens are on a "need to know" basis.

Nevertheless---our government did let us know that the United States Post Office will be delivering all antibiotics in case of an anthrax attack.

Which means we will all die.

Once again, as scientists have told us for years...the mice will survive lo000ng after all humans are gone from the face of this earth...

Excuse me while I go eat some cheese.