Nobody Knows How Much "Stimulation" We Can Bear..

Nobody Knows: Today, on my local TV, someone was offering people jobs to go around the city of St. Louis, and actually count the homeless. The local city officials declared that it had been three whole years since they had counted the homeless and an update was sorely needed, no doubt in order to get some of that “stimulus” money that Obama is going to be giving all the Mayors. They would also be passing out packages of tooth-paste, and blankets.

Nobody Knows why they don’t just give some homeless people those jobs, because in the first place, they need the money, and also, they probably know where all the other homeless people are? But then again, this is all about giving people jobs right? Just not the homeless, we need them to stay that way.

I was also thinking today just how much of a coincidence it is that Barack Obama and Bill Clinton are both…lefties. They also both had their mothers’ desert them when they were very young, and they were both raised by grandparents. They both went to Yale, and both are gifted speakers.

What?…Does somebody somewhere put up a Want-Ad in a Georgetown Local paper that says: Wanted: Young men with high IQ’s, emotionally scarred from having been deserted by mother and absent fathers, willing to do anything to gain power and take orders, starting out with political base in Chicago. Must be constitutional lawyers, married to lawyers, and alumni of Yale…only lefties need apply. ( Not to mention, Bill Clinton was the first real black President.)

Knowledge of how to demolish the Constitution is the highest prerequisite.

*And speaking of lefties…Rahm Emanuel, the senior advisor to Obama, was on Charlie Rose last week, making the unbelievable claim that it was Obama, NOT President George W. Bush, that actually got the first stimulus package passed. Rahm was claiming that never before in history, had a President BEFORE he became President, gotten such a big bill passed. Yes, he gave all credit to Obama.

President George W. Bush had nothing to do with it, he just took orders from Obama.

The Democrats, as we all know, will take credit for everything. Many of us remember in 1994, when the Republican Congress actually got rid of some of the welfare programs and cut taxes…and years later, Bill Clinton, along with Dick Morris, claim welfare reform was THEIR idea, and their finest hour, even though Bill Clinton had vetoed it two times before, and only passed it in order to get re-elected.

Next thing you know, Rahm Emanuel, the son of a Zionist, will be claiming that the Holocaust never happened, agreeing with Iran.

Wait for it.

And speaking of Chicago…Rahm is missing a portion of his left middle finger…You know, the one that we all use to express our deepest concerns? The story is--he lost it when he was working at Arby’s.

I bet that medical record is sitting somewhere with Obama’s birth certificate, in Hawaii, buried underwater in some deep shark-infested lagoon, along with Jimmy Hoffa’s body.

Many others are complaining today about all the “extra” items in the next stimulus package that passed the House today. Obama’s trillion dollar bailout bill, included billions for ACORN.

Some of us aren’t exactly sure what ACORN does, but we do know---walnuts are better for you.

Also…a very important item that was missing from the stimulus package was a bailout for the taxpayers who had to fork out money to the 46 people it took to deliver eight babies in Los Angeles last week. That’s eight doctor bills per baby.

Nobody knows if this lady was on fertility pills, or if she is an illegal immigrant, but an educated guess says, whoever she is, she is going to make a LOT of money on this deal.

Angelina…step aside!

And speaking of Angelina…it seems that the National Science Foundation…is having trouble keeping their governmental minds on science. They are wasting far too much time downloading porn, looking at porn, putting up cam pictures of porn, and dreaming of the day 3-D porn is delivered right into their national scientific laptops.

This waste of taxpayers time and scientific money is going to be studied and of course, that will cost at least a few trillion to get to the bottom of this, each porn download will have to be carefully examined, so to make up for the expense, the Post Office is going to have to cut back delivery of the mail for one whole day…so that THEY can go home and spend some time with porn-cams of their own.

Something the Democrats do every day when they let Jimmy Carter on the news.

Nobody Knows what Jimmy Carter looks like without clothes on, and nobody really cares at this point, because frankly…Jimmy Carter with clothes on is scary enough.