Nobody Flashes: 5-Year-Old Wins the Cuddly Swine Flu Teddy Bear!

Nobody Flashes: Yesterday, little Miley Mooney, won first prize in the "Draw Senator Ted Kennedy's Funeral Route to the Kennedy Library" contest.

Little Miley won the cuddly Swine Flu dolls, a doll inspired by the Ted Kennedy's "Universal Heath Care" for all the people on the dying planet called Gaia, because she was the only child who remembered that Ted Kennedy always feed the children...in her "Feed the Children" sticker.

The Boston Kindergarten often holds these contests to celebrate the lives of local politicians...and to get little minds thinking about how someday, they too, could do good things, and visit a lot of pubs while doing them.

Congratulations little Miley! Keep up the good work!

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)