Readers Digest, Bites the Dust

Nobody Flashes: Readers Digest, bites the dust.

There is a mournful cry throughout the land, when the last conservative magazine for the poor, in fact the ONLY conservative magazine left in this politically correct world...files for bankruptcy.

Be rest assured, just like National Geographic, the Readers Digest will be completely rearranged into the new liberal magazine for the new left and their favorite....cooks.

Made up mostly of that one especially cheery Latino gal who has politicians on her show every morning and lets them make cookies with her...you know...what's her name? The gal that flips taco's in two seconds flat? You know her name. I've been trying to forget it, and I am doing an excellent job.

Now all the "hero" stories we all loved about the soldiers and brave Americans will stop. In their place will be the new International hero's. The brave grandmother who refused that hip replacement just so some poor Mexican children could be treated for the swine flu. The doctor who works for free in Watts. The Nurse who gave her kidney to save the rare sea turtle.

The new vocabulary will now be in Spanish too...

So, buenos...pinata Taco's! Another American Institution bites the dust!

Let's go crazy folks!