Took You Long Enough Hillary
Nobody Cares: Well, poor Hillary.
First she has to suffer through being married to the biggest womanizer in Arkansas, then she had to spend years helping him get elected to the White House, in the meantime she had to protect him against Paula Jones, Jennifer Flowers, Monika Lewinsky, and that bumble head flight attendant...and then he tries to beat up Dick Morris, and manages to get caught with a cigar and a Republican conspiracy called Matt.
And as if she hadn't suffered enough, when she finally got to run for "her turn" ---he spoils her chances of becoming President by being impeached, not to mention the way he handled the "race" issues during the campaign, giving her enough less chance of becoming President by being a better schmoozer...
THEN he upstages her by going to North Korea and getting hostages released, stealing all her thunder
And now, while she is working hard trying to catch up with being just half the woman of Sarah Palin, who is the real deal when it comes to being her own woman..and having to fly around the world and actually WORK, while Bill just travels and makes lots of money and goes to parties...
Bill has to have a big birthday bash in Las Vegas, without her.
No wonder she has finally come out of the closet and said "I am the Secretary of State, not my husband."
Gee...took her long enough to get fed up...didn't it?
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