Nobody Cares About the United Nations

Nobody Cares: No longer will the diplomatic gathering from all Nations of the world to attend the great United Nations full-fest, have to "obtain" their own fun any longer!

Acorn has many talents...and so, due to it's recent troubles, (and obvious talents) it has been put to work to take care of a problem, that they are very experienced in.

Talent like this should NOT be wasted!

Acorn, with the help of Barney Frank, is bringing in the necessary picks of beautiful women (and boys) by the planeload, to be provided as special favors courtesy of the new American foreign policy of "let's reset the buttons!"

Some say that the Diversity Czar made sure all "choices" bought in from other countries were given the proper papers and work visa's.

It was also granted by Presidential executive order, that all these workers recieve diplomatic immunity while they are here...which could be...if it's up to Bill Clinton...forever.

(Nobody makes this stuff up)