Take Your Pick: Fornication or Murder?

Nobody Knows: I opened up my Internet site this morning to find these two advertisements...with the words in bold type:

YOU DO NOT WANNA MISS!

Nope. America does not wanna miss how professors have lots of time to have sex, because it's a dirty little secret that they don't even have to work anymore. They have students teaching their classes, and they show up two times a week to give an hour lecture, and for that they get paid salaries comparable with Senators, and THAT gives them lots of lunch dates with sexy co-eds...and lots of free sex, that their wives NEVER suspect them of having, because every professor treats the students like prostitutes...they get an hour, the students get a free lunch, courtesy of taxpayers, and the oh so impressive professor (who is usually lousy in bed) gets laid. As you can see by the poster...you have a frontal shot, and a back shot, of headless women.

Wow, I can't miss that one.

And who in their right mind would want to miss a sitcom about a serial Killer who is handsome and charming, and married, and kills daily for your entertainment!

Yes YOU TOO can dream of becoming a professor or a serial killer! We will show you how!

Get lost Bill Cosby...the days of family comedy are over.

Nobody reports that she has never seen these shows, and probably never will.

She never even saw one episode of BAYWATCH either, but don't hold that against her.

After watching Tom Delay pretend to be a Wild man on Dancing with the stars, I'm seriously thinking about canceling my cable.