Nobody Reports What Nobody Reports About the UN Speeches

Nobody Reports:



That’s pretty much my expression while watching the speeches of Obama and Gaddafi this morning on FOX, and if you get chills up your leg from watching bloviating, megalomaniacal psychopathic world leaders talk, then this was the ticket.

“Hey, here comes Obama---strutting. He’s ready…teleprompter is working. Okay--he is different than that horrible Shankopatamus President George Bush that the world hated, and he is really proud of all he has done to change Bush’s work so far. He does not torture terrorists, or make women have unwanted babies---he shut down and set free most of Guantanamo, and got rid of all those pesky nuclear bombs we had all over--- Hey, he forgot to say that he now has more Czars than Russia! And Castro, Chavez, all those communists dictators really love him…how could he forget to mention that?”

“He paid up all our bills at the UN, therefore he now wants to lead the world, and in order for him to do this, he realizes…that…all countries need to be on an equal playing field, and so, since America has always been superior to all other nations, it’s time we give it up. And he will also lead the way into solving all the world’s poverty, water, and food problems, and save the ice caps…or his name is not…Wait…you’re not applauding…what’s wrong with you people? I’m handing you the whole United States and you’re not applauding me?”

“Oh boy, everyone is quiet…not good.” (Baby reports that despite what the newscasters said, the applause sounded…very lame…almost fake.)

“He is mentioning FDR founding the United Nations…you know, the man who serve four terms? Bill Clinton can’t get over that 22nd amendment either. If all the nations (especially the first Afro-President) would just keep one dictator in place, Obama could run the world better…and the extensions of his Presidency to four terms would be a nice start.”

“zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Did I just fall asleep? I did!” (Baby, who will grow up to act like an unruly American teenager, rolls over and forces her eyes to---open---one at a time)

“Finally…what I miss? It’s OVER? What’s wrong? Obama looks VERY upset. Like he was just slapped in the face! Like he expected the whole universe, and the sun, along with Hillary Clinton to jump up and applaud his new plans for the NEW United Nations World ORDER!! Wait--- he is practically running out of the building! Michelle looks very upset too? What happened? They are both red in the face? Wow. Did Ahmadinejad spit, and forget to cover?”

“Okay, here’s comes Obama’s butt-boy, Gaddafi. What an outfit! Check this guy out…waving…look, there’s a big, fat, African lady jiggling all over with love!"

"Love the pin, bro! A big Black Africa pin! I want one. Brother Jones be proud.”

“He says he is the leader of the African Nation but---he doesn’t LOOK African. He looks like a Muslim. I can’t keep up with this stuff.”

“Oh my---he’s talking about how those terrorists superpowers rule over the other little nation…and it’s not fair. He’s just now getting that “Democracies” don’t work, only Republics? Duh—even babies know that fact.”

“Now he’s waving around a little book. He’s mad because in the book it says “equality” for all nations, and there is none. There have been 65 wars. He’s going to tear it up!”

“Go for it! Gadaf! He’s going to do it…he…Ah…darn!”

“Now, he says the big countries are terrorists, not him. He wants equal representation for the African nations on the big-boy council. He wants African veto. The Indian nation should not be allowed--- in."

AND... Africa wants reparations. The African nation fruit has been stolen from the Europeans he says, and he insists that $77 trillion dollars should just about do it for all the abuse the Africans have taken. After all, Italy has given them money, for all their abuse. Oh look, Italy is clapping!”

“Gee, $77 trillion dollars…that’s a lot of bananas.”

“He wants free vaccines too, for the virus that is being spread by evil people from America just to make money.”

“And the United States should stay out of Iraq and Afghanistan and civil wars.”

“Wow…he called Obama, his son…and said a Kenyan is now President of the United States. Well, that just about solves the “birther” question. If anyone should know if Obama was born in Kenya, it would be his father. Gadafi loves Obama, his son. Obama could bring the UN back to Square One, he said. They should then, move the entire United Nations to Africa, because everyone has jet lag…everyone is falling asleep.”

“Hey, that’s a great idea! Why are they calling him nuts? He LOVES our President! In fact, he wants Obama to stay President forever! And he wants Louis Farrakhan to come back to his tent again tonight...and bring the boys!”

“Wait, now he says JFK was murdered by a communist who was murdered by a Jew, therefore the Jews killed JFK…what? Did they pay a Jew to kill the communist because JFK was looking into Israel nuclear plants? Okay. Who killed Martin Luther King? What does this have to do with the fact that President Bush had no right killed Hussein? I mean, what did Hussein do that was so wrong?”

“And superpowers had no right to go into Vietnam, or Korea, and Bill Clinton’s Oval Office."

"Hey, I want to know if the Jews took the Roswell Aliens.”

(I thought I had trouble with conspiracies, this guy has got even me beat.)

“Look, there’s Hillary in a bright blue suit, sitting next to Obama’s girlfriend---looking good!--poor girl. She is never going to get over having to sit and watch Obama get all the attention, for the position that was promised her. If only she had had a sex change, that might have made her voice deeper."

“Hillary!…there is still time for that sex change! You go girl!”

“Wait, Gadafi is talking about criminal courts, and suggesting we hang President George Bush for war crimes. And Hamas will protect the Jews? What, are they going to send them all on a cruise? And those poor Somalis pirates---someone stole their fish!”

“Hey—they turned him off! The interpreter…just stops talking…It was just getting good!”

“Wait…Fox has breaking news, a little girl was run over by a van, but did not get hurt…”

“Go back! Gadafi’s not finished!"

“Why didn’t they talk about the shoot out that closed down the San Diego border last night? Three white vans were chased and two men shot in the head, and I heard that on the radio…and…”

(Baby flips channel to CNN ) "There he is. I think he is complaining about those pesky Jews again, but you can’t tell, they’ve changed interpreters.”

Baby gets bored...eats...fingers.
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Well, one thing seemed certain. Gadafi was there to support Obama and all his themes of equal nations, and African redistribution, not only to US Africans, but to all Africans all over the world. Obama is doing all he can to destroy America, and you have to ask yourself---How could Obama be surprised that this room full of terrorists was not exactly warm to his big global surrender speech? He is in a room of hard core liars, murderers and extortionists…it takes one to know one, and they know he is…a prima donna with no clue to what he is up against.

This ain’t Chicago. And even though the mob was run by a Jew, (Who ran casino's in Iran before the revolution) and Obama's right hand man at the White House is a Jew--- it doesn't seem to bother the Muslim and communists dictators all over the world.

But you got to give it too him. He is trying really hard to “change” the face of America for all time. Financial destruction, floods, fires, racial tensions, Joe Biden…Universal Health Care to get rid of those baby boomers..they are just not enough—

For this man to stay in power, he is going to need a little help from his friends.

And they all…love him. We have a President who prefers dictators, thugs, and terrorist as his friends. It may not be the first time, but it might be the last.

Pass me my pacifier, I’m going to need it.