Nobody Recovers On a Saturday Night

Nobody's Recovery:

My computer crashed last week.

I bought a new one. On New Year's Eve I was trying to figure out Windows Seven.

I have a conspiracy theory already worked out, about why this is happening to so many people...but it has left even me...totally exhausted.

(That's me.)

So, on Monday, I will tell you the real truth of why Bill Gates is going to hell.

(Okay, Nobody Makes this stuff up.)