Thursday, March 04, 2010

Nobody Wins: Gates Replaces Gore




Nobody Wins When Al Gore is Replaced by Bill Gates

Gee....the global warming nuts are in serious danger mode. Due to a hard winter, a few "Oops, we didn't mean to get caught trying to hide REAL scientific data," and a whole lot of people not wanting to give their thermostats over to Al Gore---the Bilderburg group of, "We need to grab this moment of power, and we need to do it NOW!" is in serious jeopardy.

Since Copenhagen went down as the biggest waste of Co2 in history, (right up there with the last gathering of the 111th Congress) desperation of the global "elites" has been deeply felt, and Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth is being banned from schools as we speak.

Okay...so it's only one school on Gilligan's Island, but-- that's one too many.

Still, don't hold your breath that the tide has finally turned on the guru of nine-com-polar-bear- poop--- Al Gore.

No, he is getting help.

They have found another messenger....a real GOD....a man who, along with GE, IBM, and a few other of the Fortune 300 who rule the world, is going to come to "our" rescue. That lovable school-boy, "Oh gosh, I have a another wish for the planet besides owning the biggest monopoly in the universe and enslaving all of India"---Bill (I have a wish) Gates.

Yes, Bill told the audience of the TED conference recently (Totally Elite Dimwits) that due to the fact that the WEATHER is keeping billions of starving people all over the planet from bringing their crops to market, we need to do something. Never mind that the Jews took a sand- filled desert and made it into abundant farms to feed millions of Muslims somehow, it seems, no one else can do it on the planet without Bill's help.

According to Bill, man-made global warming is putting too much CO2 into the air, and we have JUST got to get that CO2 down to... Are you ready for this? ----Zero (Psst...don't tell the trees.)

Again...Zero...And we can do this.

(Okay, the only way we can get C02 down to zero, is if we all die, including Bill--- but that's a mute point when your Bill Gates and you have a WISH.)

Think I'm making this up? See Bill's new Inconvenient Wish...here!

Bill Gates, the man who believes I'm sure, without any argument, that he is the most intelligent and generous man to ever have walked the planet, (And if he gets by with this he could be right.) has a plan. He wants to build a series of a few supercomputers all over the world, that will make energy for the whole planet, and spread this energy into every home in the world. He suggests we take all the nuclear waste out of deep freeze, dig a bunch of DEEEEPPP holes, stuff them in, and then build his Supercomputers on top. He's already working with Russia on this.

What's the next step? Well...Bill runs his whole house on computers...all 345 ( there may be more since last I read) rooms. Why wouldn't he want to put everyone's house on computers? If your Bill Gates...the temptation is just too hard to resist.

Think of it. Every home will have Bill Gates' new Microsoft energy Window's thermostats, which will, just like his computers, have to be replaced as soon as it is installed due to newer Bill Gates' version of Windows Eight...to run your whole household!

Get the newest data, and if you DON'T...your whole house will be shut down. And God forbid you should have any lights in it but those new, nifty, GE bulbs...or your whole house will shut off...and your toilets will stop flushing.

I don't even want to go there.

BILL GATES won't even have to send you a warning if you don't update. Your refrigerator will lock down until you get the right death- killing GE bulbs installed in every lamp.
Your shower will shut off...and be regulated by Bill himself. UNLESS of course, you get his premium systems, or belong to the company one of the Fortune 500. (Union members, all of Congress, and Goldman Sachs of course, will all get free energy.)

Imagine...it's 2013 (Wow...we were NOT destroyed in 2012!) and your heater goes off. You go to your Microsoft thermostat, which keeps your home at 65 degrees in the winter. But that pesky global warming is still here, and it's five below zero outside. So, you call Microsoft.

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"Hello?"

"Dyessss...kin I elp u?"

"My heater went down..."

"Please leee meeee install the latesst tichnology. I can't do tat until you buy the up-dated software insurance."

"How much is that?

"Four- hundred and tweenty duollars."

"That's extortion! This is a brand new thermostat!"

"Pleease call Mikrosoft...to get help."

"I thought you were Microsoft!!!"

"Okey... you must send your thermostat in to be feixed..that will cost you eight hunderd dolar."


Impossible you say? Before you think I'm crazy remember a few things.

Bill Gates wanted to take over the world...and make it paperless. (Read his books) Now--- do you remember watching the Twin Towers come down? Do you also remember that the city was covered in tons and tons of paper? Why do you think there was so much paper? Our paper use has tripled since the invention of Word.

Also, the latest version of Bill Gates energy "computers" to control your home, will become outdated every single year. You will not be able to keep up with it. Think of what your energy bill will be if run by Bill Gates.

Just recently, Bill Gates suggested that the world population can be controlled with vaccines. (How convenient for him, since he's already in the vaccine business.) But...he's pretty nebulous on just how that works.

Common sense says vaccines saves lives, which would ADD to the population...right? Is Bill actually on the sterilization bandwagon with Osama's Czars and just doesn't want to admit it? I don't know, do you? From this nobody's view, I'll take my chances with watching my own breathe escape from my body, rather than trust a handful of global megalomaniacs out to get rich by controlling the world and every single move everyone in it makes.

So, when you hear Bill Gates say that we need to get CO2 leverls to zero, and the world's population can be controlled with vaccines...ask yourself---just how smart is Bill Gates?

And just how dumb are you?

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