Okay. I've had enough.
He's dead, Osama bin Laden is dead...and here's proof: This picture was taken right before he was shot. As you can tell by the look on his face, he KNOWS he is going to die, and he is looking forward to raping 72 virgins because the "wife" he had been living with for the past seven years was not exactly a "looker" as was reported. She wasn't much of a cook either. Osama was found with food money in his pocket. All those pizza deliveries.
Nobody ever suspected Osama would order pizza, because NOBODY in Pakistan eats pizza. It was a clever disguise.
It's been an insane couple of days...first...Obama took full credit. He masterminded the whole operation in between celebrity fund raisers. In fact, he got the help of some of the best minds in Hollywood in planning the whole thing..right down to the dogs. Yes--- it was the man who said "Yes I CAN!" who got Osama, and so, these fine articles of men's underwear are being sold to the public in celebration. (underwear comes in all sizes, EVEN Obama's...in case you were wondering)
Obama, being the tech savvy guy that he is, even made everyone at the White House watch the murder in real time...the murder video that of course, doesn't exist.
AND THEN...all hell broke lose on all cable channels. Why...it was Bush and Cheney who should get the credit, because if not for the water boarding, the day of reckoning would not have happened. At least President Bush was not afraid to show the sons of Saddam on a couple of slabs. We watched Saddam being hung, and that was pretty sweet.
The sound of water boarding makes Obama nervous, because he almost drowend in Hawaii when he was just a baby...only a month old. The governer was there that day, and saved him...just ask him.
And, Nobody Remembers that at those gruesome sights, nobody in the Middle East went ballistic over those pictures released by President Bush. But Osama? That's different, because we now we have a President that respects a Muslim even if he murdered thousands all over the world...he DESERVES our respect. And...and...he wouldn't want the Muslims to show our slain boys bodies on the internet.
Spoken like a true golfer. Daniel Pearl is really a rock band.
Only a Muslim would give a man who had orchestrated the biggest attack in the history of our country full Muslim funereal rights.
Yes, he is a Muslim, and on some days, he's a Christian, and sometimes, he pretends to worship Bali...and his wife now does the Dougie. (No offense to Doug Powers..whom I'm sure is very happy that Michelle named a dance after him.)
Obama has decided because he wouldn't want the rest of the world to show pictures of OUR guys on the Internet...he' keeping Osama's death photo's to himself, so he is not going to give us any satisfaction.
We have to take his word on the matter
In other words...I don't HAVE to show you. (Re-elect me..and I'll think about it.)
The best part of the last two days is EVERYONE, with very few exceptions kept saying OBAMA when the meant to say OSAMA...and then had to apologize right and left, and that was at least more entertaining than watching the liberals and conservatives all try to take credit for what some brave young soldiers actually did.
One thing you can be sure: If you actually see the pictures of the guys who took out Osama on your TV...being presented with metals by Joe Biden, remember...Seal Team Six...does not exist. So therefore say a big prayer for whoever those guys are. They, and their families will become prime targets.
But that's not Obama's concern. The purpose is to make him look good.
He's the man. Yes...he can.
(And yes...it was Bush and Cheney who should get more credit, not Obama...but they do NOT have the nifty underwear now do they?)