Follow the Chicken-Flu Rooster

Nobody’s Opinion; Tonight, innocent Americans were sitting around enjoying the springtime weather, only to sit down after dinner to ABC’s government sponsored version of the bird-flu holocaust. ABC is of course being controlled by the liberals---but the Bush administration is also on this bandwagon, it’s hard to tell which party is in on this. So far, looks like both.

Let’s be honest. The government has been trying to tell us for months to get ready for the pandemic bird-flu, but evidently we have not been listening. And why not? Because every year, in all of mankind’s history, there has always been some kind of flu bug. Some worst than others. Some old people die from it, and some very young. Some flu’s in history have been more lethal then others.

But this flu is the mother of all flu’s. This flu will take your guts and make them into oatmeal in just a few hours. You get a fever, your insides start to melt; you bleed out your nose, and eyes, and then, within days you drown in your own blood.

In other words, they don’t want to tell you that this flu is really a biological man-made weapon. They just show lots of actors lying around with blood pouring out of their mouths. And at the end of the program, they tell you it can mutate, into something far worse.

Please--- has there ever been flu in history where you hemorrhage blood out of your mouth in buckets?

This is not bird flu at all; it’s the upcoming threat of a biological attack. They just don’t think you are ready to hear the real truth, so they say its bird flu. They put this movie out to ease their own conscience so when they are in the bunkers they can tell themselves; “Well, we tried to warn them.”

According to the movie, there is a vaccine. (It’s in France, and the French won’t send us any.) Nurses, doctors, and the military get first dibs, as does New York, because that’s where most of the important people live. The rest of us will need to fend for ourselves.

They are covering their butts on all scenarios in this movie. There must have been a whole slew of Harvard lawyers working on this.

The main character was a “woman” doctor. She never got sick. There is a latino nurse with a National Guard black boyfriend who has to kill looters. They also live. There is a hero mom who loses her husband, but ends up forming a neighborhood survival group, and for that, the governor comes and shakes her hand.

All the politicians of course were in such despair for their fellow citizens---behind their protected barriers. These politicians could not get enough vaccine for the masses, so the people died horrible deaths from the virus, or starved. They even killed off a high governmental guy in the movie to get your sympathy.

We learned from 9/11 just how the elites run for the bunkers and leave the rest of us who pay for their privileged lives... to die. I remember just hearing over and over “The Senators and Congress have been guided to safety. The President is going to Colorado.”

Gee, didn’t that make us all feel special?

In one maudlin scene, a governor gazed down into a pit of thousands upon thousands of bodies being bulldozed into a mass grave while his wife says “Honey, you shouldn’t be here.” Poor man.

This is our warning? This is our protection? Guess what, we will show you a movie.

Now, either they are doing this to put fear in us so that we can be better controlled, or they are trying to tell you what’s coming soon, and since they want to stay in power and live while you die, they want you to know how sorry they are that nothing is being done about it.

Our government is trying to prepare us for what will happen when it’s released. And this movie is one of their tickets of “get out of jail free, we had nothing to do with millions dying” card.

Personally, I think they should all die with the rest of us, but that won't happen.

Who actually made this ‘bird-flu virus’ it is anyone’s guess. Could be the Saudi’s, the Chinese, the Russians, or that shadow government (in the United States and Britain) who seems to rule everyone, and who have decided that culling the population of the earth, in order for the earth to survive, is a necessary thing.

It really doesn’t matter who.

Somehow I don’t think it’s only cars that Al Gore would not miss. When an Iranian leader writes a letter to the President of the United States that sounds like something written by a United States Democrat, and a movie of the horrible deaths of millions of Americans comes out the same day: when Hillary Clinton comes out and says that President Bush is charming while being wooed by Rupert Murdock, when high officials warn the Mexican border agents of whereabouts of the Minute Men, when you hear that if there is a pandemic they have NO plans to guard the border, then hard as it is to believe---someone high up in our government wants this to happen and you better start counting your eggs.

Well, amigos--- all the governmental chickens will be following the Presidential roosters to the safe side, when this bird-fu hits.

And if you don’t believe that this bird-flu scare propaganda is not real. Just call the state department. They have hired millions of extra chickens to take your calls.

Nobody’s Perfect: Michigan Rep. John Conyers says that the American people should pay back reparations to Africans for slavery. Who wants to bet he gets re-elected?

Nobody Cares; Whoopi Goldberg is starting a whole new career with her own radio show in the morning. She is going to sing…and dance. I can’t wait to see her dance on the radio. Does this mean that Imus is going to have to dance too?

Nobody Knows; Madeline Albright is really a transsexual polygamist. (Just kidding) But have you seen her recently? She is really scary. She has written a book bashing President Bush of course. She wants to be Secretary of Defense again. I think those leg crunches are pushing her brain up a little too far into her skull. Next thing you know, it will be reported that she fell out of a rickshaw in New York.